Gummy's Secretive Life

by Vanilla Mocha

Goblinday

Dear Diary,
Today is Goblinday! Some strange ponies out there might call it 'Goblin Day', but it doesn't look right spelled out. We have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but Goblin Day? No. Goblinday.

Trixie is coming to pick me up today. She's taking me to the legendary tree of twinkle toes were the kikolum lives. The kikolum is a purple monster. It has huge wings so that it can fly right behind you, pick you up with its talons, and eat you. And if that's not enough, it has a big pokey thing on its head to hurt you with.

I will be taking my camera to get a picture of the kikolum. When I do, I'll submit it to a scientific place and then I'll become popular. The only reason I know about it is because Trixie told me the fable.

I remember it perfectly: She said, "The kikolum is a big, scary evil sci-fi monster from another dimension trying to take over Equestria! It lives in sparkling trees, and it's the color purple! It also has wings, and a sharp pointed thing on its head!"

Trixie has such a nice voice. Her voice reminds me of spicy mayonnaise. It's so smooth and zesty, like a firefox.

I heard a knock on the door. I went to go open it, but it wasn't Trixie.

"Come to Iron Will Custom Lemonade Stand,"* A blue bull said in third person pony bull.

I slammed the door in his face. He wasn't Trixie. And his voice did not sound like spicy mayo.

Then I heard another knock. It was Trixie.

"Hey, babe. You ready?" She asked me.

I nodded my little alligator head very fast, and then went back to normal. Grabbing my camera, we walked out of the house.

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"Here we are, Gummy!" Trixie's spicy mayo voice said. We stood before a large crystal tree with sparkles all over it. And the strange part of it was that it was in the middle of town, and everypony just acted like it wasn't even there.

"Well? Let's go and explore! Now, if only there was a way to get inside-"

I opened what looked like a door.

"Gummy Pie! You are such a genius! And that's why I like you. Now, let's hurry."

As we entered, it stopped looking like a tree. Instead, the inside looked like a house. At least the kikolum has civilization.

Trixie and I went up a few staircases and down a few claustrophobic hallways. Then finally, we made it.

"Finally! We made it!" Trixie sighed, entering another room in the tree. It had seven chair looking things that strangely looked like thrones. Six were big, and one was pretty small. I mean like, 1/3 the size on the others. That must have been for a tiny kikolum.

Wait. Was there more than one kikolum? If I got a picture of more than one at the same time, I could be really famous!

Suddenly, a big purple thing came flying out of nowhere.

"Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixie! How dare you enter!" A familiar female voice yelled, the kikolum crashing into Trixie.

"Ah!" Trixie let out a quick gasp before escaping.

"Come back!" The kikolum only looked like a blur, flying and running. I could make out what looked like purple and pink hair, and maybe even some bright purple eyes. The mystical animal ran faster towards Trixie, with her head pointed down so that the sharp, pointy thing on her head could try to hurt Trixie.

Suddenly, Trixie jumped out of one of the windows.

I knew that back when I was being held prisoner by the breezies I should've bought a parachute to buy a parachute in case if I ever needed to jump off a skyscraper to save Trixie below from an evil sci-fi monster from another dimension hoping to take over Equestria.

The kikolum stood at the window. It was standing still- it was also the perfect opportunity for a picture.

The flash must have scared it, though, because the strange purple animal went running down the hall.

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I went back home. Trixie was laying on my couch watching the news. I showed her my camera.

"Is that this kikolum?" She asked.

I nodded in reply.

"I don't know why, but she looks like a certain princess I think I tried to battle one time." Trixie's spicy mayo voice said.

Until next time, I'm Gummy!

Author's Note:

IDK...

*What was Iron Will talking about? Read it here in this fanfiction: The Shopping List

This is also unedited, so if you guys see any mistakes jut let me know!

Comments

[Tennis Match Fan]

Twilight is an evil monster!

[Vanilla Mocha]

5320340 Hmm... I might. That's a good idea

[Vanilla Mocha]

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I noticed that you all enjoyed this story. I am making a sequel to it (inspired by TheCrystalKing's comment). PM me if you would like the link to it. If not, that's ok.

[Vanilla Treat]

lines! LINES! LINES!

[Snickerdoodle]

5455517
Hehe.

[Brony117]

I think I lost some of my sanity on this fic.

[Vanilla Mocha]

5802237 I lost most of my sanity writing this fic LOL

[Brony117]

5802259
I feel for your loss.

[Vanilla Mocha]

5802671 LOL

[Vanilla Mocha]

5877993 Thanks! Beware, you might loose some brain cells reading this. (That's what happened to me!)

[Vanilla Mocha]

5878008 You have been warned.

[Vanilla Mocha]

5878011 You're in for a surprise then…