“Wait, I’ve got it,” Pinkie Pie announced. “Fighter, implement Plan 9!”
“You got it, Pinkie!” Fighter replied immediately.
“What are talki…” Fighter then grabbed Black Mage before he could finish speaking, folded the wizard’s hands together and made him spray a fire spell at Nightmare Moon.
“How did he ju…” Pinkie then grabbed Twilight, stood next to Fighter, and pointed her at Nightmare Moon. She then started using her like a ‘Twilight Laser Gatling Gun’, firing rapid fire magical bullets from the alicorn’s horn, the two attacks bombarding Nightmare Moon.
Off to the side, the rest of the cast stood, observing the battle.
“So… we agree that this makes no sense, right?”
“Let me put it this way: If Discord was here, his head would explode from all the sense this doesn’t make.”
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I would read that! (note: only TWO of the four made it to Equestria in the author's story, not all four.)
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What about Red Mage ?
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He munchkins his way into becoming an Alicorn for all the stat bonuses. Probably involving his Animal Husbandry skills.