Because THIS little white lie won't end in tears.

I feel for th man... My derpy has me wear a collar ..but I can't take it off...stupid enchantments ...

That was way to funny.

AHHH the moment i saw COLLAR
i knew wgere this was going
in fact i read the comic on tumblr

100% approval rating

stayclassy

6897635 took me til I was 18 to realize the car in GTA didn't shake because they were making coffe in there.

6903525 Wow. You make me feel downright dirty saying that. First time in the sack was at 10 :|

6903541 I can't be reading this right. You fucked for the first time when you were TEN?

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6903541
Seems like you need some first grade education. You see, sex is when a man pees inside a woman

6903553 Eeyup.

6903790 Actually it's 'ejaculates' not 'pees', and I know damned well what it is. What, you think ten's impossible for a first time or something?

6904563 At this point I really don't know if you're fucking with me or being serious

6905069 Deadly serious, mate. ...Devil's advocate, full disclosure, and such - first performance wasn't exactly anything to be proud of. No long lovemaking session, and it wasn't romantic or nothing. Memorable as all hell, though.

soooo derpy is a dom eh?

6905371 I have several very strong feelings about this

All of which I believe are best left unwritten here.

6907071 Eh. If it helps you feel better, the other party was a year older than me, and I was the 'instigator', consensual across the board, and our families already found out about it and dealt with it as they saw appropriate. I didn't see it as appropriate dealing, but I might have been biased.

... Gah, I fuckin' love this story! Melts my heart every time!

Luna help you if you don't continue this story, for not even a black hole will help you escape the radiance of my fury.

In other words:

Love the story! Please keep writing it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

-Ru

P.S.
In case I didn't make it clear, this story is awesome.

7303484 your comment immediately made me think of the phrase hell hath no furry like mine

7383003 Yeah, that pretty much sums up my feelings on the possibility of this story being unfinished.

-Ru

7383118 gonna be honest never thought i would really love a 2nd person story with being basically being the father of 3 kids and being married to derpy even if it only happened recently

7383123 Sometimes it takes the right approach to a story for us to enjoy the idea. As an example, I'm usually not one for mystery stories, but I thoroughly enjoy the Encyclopedia Brown series, even if I haven't read them in years.

-Ru

im sad this is cancelled I really liked this story

6903790
Why did you cancel the story

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Because of a general lack of motivation combined with the exhaustion of living a military life in Israel. I really want to go back to writing though, I just don't want to make promises. I really want to make more "bite-sized" chapters for this story

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so, have they invented railguns yet?

Me when I find a damn good story that's unlikely to be finished.