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The Hand of Pony
If I ever write things with Zecora I WILL make her rhyme even if it kills me.
The Hand of Pony
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Does laughing at this make me a horrible human being?
4601675 I think I'm further along the path to pony hell for writing this than you are
I see that this is... Weird, but I don't see why it has so many dislikes. Fluttershy may be out of character somewhat (I can't explain it, but she just doesn't feel like Fluttershy) but this is not badly written.
I am laughing at how utterly stupid those humans are. Either that or She is a dog that thinks she's a pony, or she has a glamor on her that makes her look like a dog and her speech is muted. Some explaination would be nice though.
4609429 just because magic?
4609429 For her being slightly out of character, I'm not trying to have her totally in character. Think end of the Discord reformation episode (whatever its called) where after Discord pushes her too far she basically explodes and loses her shit. I'm going for that but to a lesser degree with a butt load more sarcasm. The poor dear is rather stressed. Besides, spend a moment to think how you would talk around people that for some reason can't hear you.
Other explanations will come in time, possibly. I might have to spend a moment thinking of why they think she's a dog. Initially I did it for the lols.
4613126 yes, because magic. In a world full of magic it can be quite the common explanation for a great many things.
4618024 .......... she could write something dude.
4618216 Look at the sisterhooves social poster in the sisterhooves episode, or the paper in foal free press. Equestrian writing ain't exactly English.
That and Janet and Paul are idiots.
4618243 it is not english but it is still a language. anyone who realizes the creature os writing sentences is going to realize somehting is up.
besides they may be idiots, but other humans are probably not.
There's a lot of tongue in cheek humor that is fantastic, especially the bit about CSI: Miami.
Good show!
4618362 How about this. If I saw my dog writing something I'd be all like wtf! no doubt about it. I would not go 'OMG my dog is actually a miniature pastel coloured pony from another dimension'.
As cool as that would be
Huh a whole 8 extra dislikes since yesterday. Me thinks people don't like me being mean to Fluttershy.
Well that's just too bad
Have to admit though, this is getting a bit boring to write. The idea seemed a lot better when I started. Cutting off a couple of planned chapters (which isn't saying a lot since I am writing this on the fly) and I'll basically be shoving a big info dump on the end. I want to start on my next fic which will involve little to no flutterabuse. Or no abuse of anyone really, although Twilight may blow a fuse by the end.
4601675 Yes. Good thing humans are evil.
Why does this even have dislikes?
This is almost the end?
It's so good! Why do all the good things have to end? 
But… but... Nooooooooooooooooooo…
I need some ice cream, om nom nom nom..
4659107 So I can make better things of course
Besides I'm amazed I've managed to stretch as flimsy an idea as 'humans think fluttershys a dog' out as long as I have.
4662114
Ah. Okay.
4662114 Well, I was thinking a possible idea could be beastiality. More action. Especially since she called him a pervert.
4664846 Sure, Paul would be all
and Fluttershy would be all 
and bad things would happen.
But I'm not actually going to do that. Mostly because if I tried to write clop I'd never get anywhere because of all the giggling and blushing I'd be doing, and partly because Fluttershy is at least third best pony and I've been mean enough to her already.
If she was actually a dog they'd be very good owners and this is not that kind of story.
Thing is time is not flowing at the same pace -- she SHOULD have asked just how much time had passed for them because 3 days could well be a year. It certainly isn't 3 days. Poor Fluttershy is losing herself.
4667947 It was meant to be 3 days for them in Equestria. I'm just going to say time is moving a wee bit faster for Fluttershy.
so funny! No one takes fluttershys strawberries!!!
dont take them i love them!!! 
4668778 Its funny how inspiration strikes you. There I was trying to come up with a few random little things for that chapter when my mum came up and tried to take the strawberries I was snacking on.
And bam! Fluttershy was suddenly a strawberry hoarder.
4666565 Okie dokie lokie.
I feel dead inside
The fuck does this have so many downvotes for
4699681
Probably—and I'm only guessing here, mind you—because the tags and the story itself don't match up.
It says "Mature—Sex", so people go in with different expectations.
4701490 Yeah, guess I was being a bit too careful putting a sex tag on it. I guess mature should cover all for now.
Love this. Wish I had a Flutterdog.
~Aku.
4704317
It… didn't really have much of a 'Mature' feel. More like Teen…
In other subjects, I enjoyed reading this!
4729427 Was teen, mods didn't like my description so had to make it mature.
Also, Holy cow! More likes than dislikes!!?!?!?!?!?
Yeah, so from what I could tell this was all exactly the same joke, so I just skipped to this chapter.
Feels good to see Twilight actually get paid back for her careless actions. See, this is what I'm talking about.
I have to come to revive the comment section
I feel so sorry for her
I hope she makes it out!
I'm going to guess, given Janet's appearance in this fanfiction and given her name, she is a white girl with dirty blond hair in a pony tail, blue eyes, and likes to often be a bitchy bitch-bitch.
Am I too far off?