You've tried everything with these six. You tried to help them; you've saved their lives multiple times, and saved three of their little sisters.
But then the orange one continually hurls unprompted insults at you and outright tries to murder you where you were found;
the yellow one refuses to listen to you even when your daughter is in mortal danger, and turns on you;
the rainbow one mocks you and strikes you when you're down;
the white one is an ungrateful monster who continually threatens to make you into her next pincushion;
the purple one hits below the belt by disabling your magic so you can't defend yourself and flys into a murderous rage when the one pony in town who carED for you crys for your sake,
and the pink one is so annoying she could drive you to insanity.
Your grandbuggy's advice is not going to apply here. Either learn to keep away from them, or refuse to talk to them until they are begging for your forgiveness. Even then, there's no reason to trust them; just find out what business they have here and make them leave as soon as possible.
You can't trust any of them. Just avoid them.
You can't help but think in an angry tone,
I've tried everything with these mares! I try to help them. I save their lives multiple times and how do they repay me?.
Rainbow Dash mocks me and strikes me when I'm down, Rarity threatens to make me into her next pincushion, Twilight hits below the belt by disabling my magic so I can't defend myself and Nightshade and she even went into a murderous rage and blasted me across Equestria over a misunderstanding (to be fair, I don't think I should complain that much about that considering that I kinda did what she accused me of), Applejack continually hurls unprompted insults at me and outright tries to murder me on sight, and Pinkie Pie... well that hyperactive mare just freaks me out to be honest.
Well, at least I still have Fluttershy, you think with your tone beginning to soften. I better stop thinking like that before I end up hurling another giant doom ball at them.
You don't think your grandbuggy's advice is gonna cut it here, but you remember another piece of advice he told you...
Listen here, @%^^#%, if someling wants to kill you, no matter what they try to do to ya. Remember this, there is always a motive to murder, so if you don't know what it is, FIND OUT!
After he said that he began dance like a crazed miner while laughing like a maniac. Ahhhhhh... you always loved your visits to your grandbuggy, even if most of your traumatic repressed memories come from said visits. You glare in determination and say to yourself,
"Okay, first I'm gonna find out why those mares always think I'm a bad guy even after all the times I've saved them. Then, after that, I'm gonna avoid them like how I avoid parties." (Long story involving a prank gone wrong. There was super glue, ducks, and fire... lots and lots of fire).
You nod your head in agreement with your plan, and you begin to gallop where Braeburn usually is around this time with his tours...
The cliff over looking the apple fields
15 SECONDS LATER
While you are galloping you suddenly realize something,
Wait a minute, even if my awesome coat is now brown, my hood still covers my face in darkness! They would be able to tell I was The Hooded Offender just by the fact that they can't see my face! I better do something about that...
With that thought in mind, you go into the nearest clothing store. A minute later, you walk out with your hood down, your favorite stetson on your buggy head, and a orange bandanna wrapped around your snout. The only things visible are your changeling-blue eyes and some of your orange mane coming out of your stetson (if you couldn't tell, you really like the color orange).
You're about to continue galloping to where Braeburn (and hopefully the mares) is when you see a bunch of the townsfolk loading pies into crates marked 'ammo'. You wonder why they are doing that, when you get the sudden urge to...
Nightshade eats all of the apple pies at some point.
Let Nightshade eat all those pies. You don't know why, but your gut tells you it will save you some trouble in the future.
Well... my gut's pretty reliable (figuratively and literally, changelings can eat even the stalest and slightly rotten foods), so might as well follow it.
With that thought in mind, you run into a nearby ally and you gently take Nightshade out.
"Hey sweetie, time to wake up." You whisper to Nightshade in a loving tone.
Nightshade opens her eyes and yawns in a adorable fashion and says,
"Yes daddy *yawn* is breakfast ready yet?"
She looks at you with the sleepy puppy dog eyes and you smile at her adorableness and say,
"Yes sweetie, you see all those pies over there?"
You point to where the townsfolk are loading pies into the boxes marked 'ammo'.
"Yeah, what about them daddy?" Nightshade asks in a confused tone.
"Well sweetie, all those pies are for you." You say to your daughter in a happy tone.
"REALLY!?" Nightshade says and she begins to jump up and down in excited happiness.
You smile at her energy and say, "Eyup" (Somewhere in Ponyville a big red stallion says "Why do i get the feeling somepony's using mah catchphrase?") "All you got to do is not get caught while your eating them, okay?"
Nightshade nods her head in excitement. You use the transformation spell to turn her into her into the unicorn version of herself. You nod your head in satisfaction and say,
"Eat up kid."
Before you could even finish that, Nightshade bolts off and dives into one of the crates. You smile at her appetite and you return to galloping towards where Braeburn is... hopefully.
12 MINUTES LATER
You catch up to Braeburn and the rest as they look over the apple orchard and Applejack and her friends tell him about their run-in with the buffalo. Hearing about this, you have to ask "Wait, what Buffalo? I've been here for like 8 gorram weeks and never heard of this before."
You manage to catch up with the others at the cliff that over looks the apple fields. You get there just when Braeburn finished standing on his back legs and saying "AAAAAPLE-LOOSA!"
Yeah he likes to do that... alot.
When you get over to them, Twilight looks at you suspiciously and asks,
"Is there something wrong with your eyes?"
Before you can answer, Braeburn chimes in,
"Don't pay that no mind, Bugze just has an eye condition." (In keeping his promise not to rat you out, Braeburn often helps make up excuses to out-of-towners to help hide the fact that you're a changeling)
Applejack then tries to say,
"Brae-"
"First harvest should be any day now!" Braeburn says, cutting off Applejack completely. Applejack gets an annoyed look on her face before trying to say again...
"Brae-"
"Good thing too." Braeburn cuts off Applejack... again. Applejack gets even more annoyed, and she tries... again
"Brae-"
"We need that grub to live on." Braeburn interrupts Applejack... again! Applejack looks like she's about to explode. Deciding you should save Braeburn from his cousin, you slap him in the back of his head lightly before you give a nervous chuckle and say,
"Heh heh... sorry about Braeburn and his yap. Once you get him talking about Appleloosa, it's hard to get him to shut up. Anyway... you were saying something?"
Braeburn glares at you but then turns to listen to Applejack. Applejack mouths "thank you" to you before explaining that apparently a group of buffalo have kidnapped a person named Spike and... an Apple tree? And apparently Rainbow want after them and Pinkie is now missing. Braeburn looked shocked when she mentions the buffalo, and he goes and explains how the buffalo want to get rid of the town's primary food source. You look at him in confusion and say,
"Wait, wait, WAIT! What Buffalo? I've been here for like 8 gorram weeks and never heard of this before."
The ponies look at you strangely at the word you said, and Braeburn just ignores you as he heads back to town.
Fine, don't tell! I'll go find out for myself! You think to yourself in a annoyed tone. As you are about to go and ask someling if they know were the buffalo camp is, you overhear a whispering conversation between Twilight and Rarity...
Twilight finally mentions her "changeling mind-control" theory (which explains why the CMC and Fluttershy (and later, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie) didn't clear Bugze's name).
"...I'm telling you Rarity, that changeling has some sort of mind control spell to make ponies like him. That way, he can easily access an endless supply of love! It's also how he tricked you, Fluttershy, the Cutie Mark Crusaders and who knows how many other ponies into thinking that he's saved them."
So that's why they won't respect or befriend me, they think I have some sort of 'mind-control spell' to control ponies... that's just stupid. You think to yourself in a deadpanned tone.
Rarity replies to Twilight,
"Well Twilight, darling, if that's the case, then why can't we just warn everypony that the Hooded Offender (who has a tacky taste in wardrobe) is a mind-controlling changeling?"
"Because (as I've said before) Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and even my BBBFF have faced off against this Hooded Offender. There's no way that they couldn't have known that he's a changeling so they must have a very important reason for keeping that detail off of all the wanted posters. So you and the others must continue to keep the fact that the Hooded Offender is a changeling a secret
Well that explains why the wanted posters never bring up the fact that I'm a changeling. (*) And my coat is not tacky! You think before deciding it's time to find that buffalo camp.
6 HOURS LATER
You finally found the Buffalo camp after you got lost in the desert for the past six hours. Apparently the camp is right next to Appleloosa (go figure) Your on the outskirts of the camp and you have no idea as to what you should do.
What do you do?
you use your stealth skills to breach there camp where you locate spike and the tree - who were stupidly being unguarded- you then try to free them but rainbow dash rockets in and sees you. the two of you mostly get in a fight - which is just her yelling at you while you try to say something - the chief buffalo then storms in.
Totally spies is my favorite cartoon mlp is 2nd
Find somewhere to talk to Twilight alone and convince her to cast first the magic canceling spell and then a truth spell. That way she'll know that he isn't lying or controlling her. Of course, that leaves him without magic during the buffalo attack.
Also, to answer your question, Sword Art Online.
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Sorry, I can't think of any actual cartoons that I like.
You decide to become a stealth ninja....and by that you trip and fall right in the gorram middle of the camp
Well we're in the middle of freaking London being bombarded by dalek death rays with no sign of Torchwood anywhere. Is that clear enough?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS YES JUDGE ME I DONT CAAAAAAAARE
Make a Metal Gear Solid-style container out of a cactus and duct tape with the help of your vise-grips (and some pain to your person) so you can stealth around the camp
Retrieve Nightshade (then later have it revealed that all the pies she consumed were only HALF of Appleloosa's ammo supply)
Pinkie comments that you look familiar and asks if she's seen you before which makes the nearby Mane 6 members look at you suspiciously. You reply no (emphasizing that your coat is brown) which causes Pinkie to glare into you more suspiciously before agreeing with a smile and bouncing off like nothing had happened (note, feel free to replace Pinkie with any other pony like Fluttershy).
When the Appleloosans and the Buffalo are about to go to war, you decide to help make peace between the two groups by giving them something to unite against... THE HOODED OFFENDER!
Favorite cartoon: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Don't worry DWC, I've put up a wall of duct tape for you to retreat behind if need be and I think I found the portal over in the "80's Action Flicks" aisle next to the cut-out of Terminator and Robocop arm-wrestling.
You match in saying, "Ah wanna know what's up with this whole gorram thing! Why are yew angry wit Braeburn and the rest of Appleoosa?"
Phineas and Ferb is my favorite. I don't watch very many, but when I do, is mlp or Phineas and Ferb.
You see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and a little dragon surrounded by buffalo. You see your plan of attack in your mind's eye: a No Shadow Kick to the chief to knock him out of action, followed by a Shoryuken to the little one standing next to him. When you're in the air, you charge up your force field spell in the hope that it will duplicate your rapid descent when you arrived in Appleloose, creating a dust cloud large enough for the ponies and dragon to dash out of the circle while you heroically hold off the remaining buffalo.
This plan goes out the window when you see two buffalo crash into each other skull-first at top speed and burst out in laughter, brohoofing each other. You adopt a much safer wait-and-see approach. Maybe the buffalo have something interesting to say?
Favourite cartoon is Looney Tunes. Come on, they're the bucking Looney Tunes! One reason I fell in love with MLP is because Pinkie Pie mimics Pepe Le Pew's hop, sound effect, and teleportation ability when she follows Rainbow Dash in the griffon episode. It felt like MLP was made with me in mind.
What is my favorite cartoon show? I don't really watch many cartoons so I would have to say the occasional tom and jerry
Okay, mind control? Seriously? I'd believe that if the person doing it was Yuri (Red Alert 2) or someone psychic like that, but a Changeling other than the queen, especially one who's HELPED you openly over the past few episodes?
4638719 Yeah, Twilight's being a real Inspector Javert (a cookie if you get what I mean by that...)
Of course, the only things she knows are that the Hooded Offender kicked dirt in her eyes, "made" Fluttershy cry, is Equestria's Most Wanted, and beat up her friends before knocking her out with a point-blank spell (thus, she didn't see Bugze saving them from the Ursa) so of course she sees Bugze in a wholly negative light
If you still think it's out of character, remember that this story has a Random tag for a reason.
Ultimate Spider-Man is my fav
Call upon your super-powered friend! Nightshade the devourer! Tell her to eat all of the food they have and turn invisible! While they blame their buffalo companion, bob, infiltrate their camp (while retrieving nightshade)
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Phineas and Ferb and/or Avatar : The Last Air Bender. Deal with it.
(P.S. Legend of Korra is crap compared to The Last Airbender, IMHO)
4638865 Yeah, but still, mind control... By that logic, I could say that Stalin and Hitler mind controlled everyone into going along with their decisions, or that any bad guy really had done so. I know the queen did it, but then, she's the queen; she likely has powers, or at least greater powers, than her drones.
Anyway, as for what to do; stay cautious. If you receive any idea that they're on to you or going to make a move against you, get out, get the Inventory and Nightshade and leave until they're gone.
YES YES YES! he's just getting better! I love this story, and thank you again!
But my favorite show has to be... samurai jack
Disguise yourself as a buffalo to sneak into their camp and rescue the tree and Spike, then maybe Twilight and company will see you aren't such a bad bug.
Avatar: The Last Airbender is really good, I enjoy Adventure Time too, and obviously MLP.
From the outskirts of the camp, you find that Pinkie and Rainbow, along with a tiny dragon and a tree are surrounded by buffalo. You feel you should help them out, but realize that two of them still hate you, and that buffalo are VERY territorial (Thanks changeling school). So you decide that it's best to stealth it up. Just then you notice the cardboard box from Metal Gear right next to you, only it's now a wooden crate. (Metal Gear: Wild west?)
It would be really funny in a buffalo decides to sit on the crate while Bugzy is sneaking around. "Hey, get off my crate!"
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"Umm... I mean... pay no attention to the magic, talking crate. This is not the crate you're looking for."
As for my favorite cartoon, I haven't watched many recently, but I'll answer your question with a question of my own.
What time is it?
If you can guess, then c'mon, grab your friends. We're going to very distant lands.
OK that camp looks pretty big and there weren't nearly enough hay bails to hide in so how where you going to get in? Being detected wouldn't be worth the 10% of info you where going to get (you being the LEAST observant changeling in existence the one thing drones where soppose to be) but what you DID needneed was ways to sabatoge them, tilt the odds in your, and more importantly the pony's, favor but how? Those buffalo would ki- no they'd DESTROY you so you being the flawless master of stealth you are, you use the simplest spell all drones know at magic kindergarten.(except you you'd learned it in an embarrassing tutoring session and that spell still drained you dry so you diddint use it much.) "Zoom" (incresses vision like whereing a pair of bonoculers. Also gives info about objects and living things in feild of vision also puts user in a calmer,more focused state of mind for the duration of the spell.) observe the scene.... Hmm.... No large brushes.... Impossible to blend...... No trees..... Some guy was suffering from sleep deprivation..... Place may as well be the royal prison. Welp your grand buggy always said "if stuff that makes sense don't work do something incredibly stupid!" Hmm crazey enough to work.... What's the dummest thing you could do without being spotted...... Hey Is that a box?
I'm waiting on the next chapter..... I must feed...... And awnser your question...... *I have no favorite*
Mlp: Fim is my favourite. Second favourite is Iron Man: Armoured Adventures.
Narrow minded ponies...
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OK. I don't like this. This story just goes out of it's way to make the guy wanted, NO MATTER WHAT he does. This is SO broken... I HATE this story.