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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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This, too, is well-written. Two complaints:

>"My body's... ready..."
Memes have no place outside of metafiction. They draw attention to themselves, and disrupt readers' suspension of disbelief.

>Flanks
This is perhaps pedantic, but "flank" doesn't mean what you probably think it means. See This for details and alternatives, but the quick-and-dirty is that "flank" means sides, not rump. Guards flanking the Princess means they're standing to her sides, not grabbing her bum. Most readers probably won't notice, but it bugs the heck out of me.

The reasons this hasn't had many views are pretty obvious: it's a side story to someone else's story, and dependent on knowledge of the original; and it's about OCs. I'm not sure why your like/dislike ratio's so bad, though. Perhaps you got unlucky with a thumb-bomber. Sadly, the nature of this piece limits its audience, and without a link from the original's writer, there's no real way to give this piece more exposure, except to write more and hope your new readers take a look.

[Super special secret—I, too , am writing a cloppy side piece for someone else's story. 'Tis a difficult path to tread.]

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Yarr, I ain't got no complaints about this'n. I knows what I got meself into.

That ain't no meme, matey. And flank can mean whatever I damn well please, yarr!

(Stepping OOC for the first time in ever, there's been a lot of discussion about the particular usage of this word; it all comes back to the concept of the "blank flank", with the cutie mark positioned far further back than the confines of what is actually the flank. The fact is, words are often used in ways contradictory to what they mean. It's too early in the morning for me to come up with a decent example in English, but suffice to say, it's pony slang, and as this story is told from a pony perspective, it fits. Not to say that it's not a valid point, but I'm sure there are pony pedants who decry the word's usage within Equestria as well.)

I love this, it is way to funny to be inappropriate

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