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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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Button," she whispered, "this is totally my fetish."

His eyes widened.

"I'm serious. I didn't know until like five seconds ago, but now I'm totally sure." Her gaze never left his. "We are gonna shoobedoo all night until we make little fish babies just like your mom."

I thought I had seen some shit before, but this...

great fic, brah.

croaked their doddering teacher, Ms. Hackney

I love you.

Silliness? You call this silliness? Buttons half fish and about to be eaten by a cat. This is insane... I love it!

Sequel perhaps?

Very rushed, but really cute concept. Very much enjoyed it.

...No seriously, What did I just read?

I... uh..... um......... ok........:derpyderp2:

Uh, What?

I fuckin' lol'd.:twilightsheepish:

This is funnier than cloppy!

So if he needs water to breath when he's in seapony mode, how can he survive long enough to dry off and change back?

:rainbowlaugh:

Damnit....

Okay, fine, you earned that thumbs up, sir....That was friggin hilarious....

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Ask me no questions, an' ye'll get no answers, matey! Ha-ha-harr!

That Opal;

She's a Man-Ponyeater!

It wasn't like he didn't have parents... well, parent of his own.

What about his dad?

"Word of advice, chief," she murmured in his ear. "That one? Gonna blow. Your. Mind tonight."

I don't think she's gonna blow his mind tonight.

Sweetie opened the door to her room and tossed her head back.

Why does she have a bedroom at her sisters house? I know it's canon but it's stupid, her parents seem alive and well.

"I'll be out in a minuuute," came her voice from elsewhere in the room.

Is she getting into something more comfortable than nudity?

"Happy birthday, Mister Button Mash..."

Shut up Marilyn...

"I-I-I'm saving myself for marriage!" Button blurted.

Good for you!

"Then we might as well be married."

<deadpan> You're sixteen, and drunk Sweetie. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

"Just so you know, I'm a squirter."

:rainbowderp:Okay then.:rainbowdetermined2:

Maybe he had some one of those, what did you call them, Oedhippos complexes? That would be totally gross.

I don't think so.

"I'm h-half s-seapony," he choked out. "That's w-why you've never m-met my dad..."

Explains my question. And da fuq?

"Button," she whispered, "this is totally my fetish."

Shut. The fuck. Up! This is getting weirder by the minute.

"We are gonna shoobedoo all night until we make little fish babies just like your mom."

What is wrong with you!

She wrapped her lips around it and started sucking, his death throes propelling his cock into her mouth.

Are you high Sir Author? What the fuvk are you smoking?

Gosh, and she didn't even freak out about me. Maybe we should get married.

Sixteen! Do you have any idea what you are thinking about? No, you don't.
I laughed more than I expected to. Fun.

I have discovered the need to go find more seapony fics... for later... to study... intimately. Or you could make this a whole lot easier for me and add a chapter :derpytongue2:

Either way, thanks for the self discovery.

This tells us one thing only.

... Sweetie Belle is a pony who loves the taste of fish.

5221152 I agree. Eh, but it's ButtonBelle, so I'll deal with it...

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Methinks the only path left fer this story to sail is Opalescence belchin' an' pickin' 'er teeth with 'is bones, yarr!

"What're we gonna do on the bed?"

You are a terrible person.

He groaned into her mouth as he released his first climax into a filly while definitely not thinking about his mom.

:facehoof:

Are all your stories under this alias this silly?

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"What're we gonna do on the bed?"

It could be unintended.. on no wait..

coming down with a hard pomf

Nope defiantly intended

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Not all of 'em, matey!

Okay, most of 'em. A sea captain's gotta get 'is jollies somewhere, y'ken?

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At long last, somepony's noticed it! Ya-ha-harr!

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His body began flopping about of its own accord, a last-ditch instinct meant to propel him, completely by chance, into the nearest body of water.

My hips are moving on their own!

* reads fic, thinks it is awesome* *looks at A/N*

.........pirate speak? Well, I've never seen someone on fimfic using THAT before.

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Yarr, I been around fer a while, matey! Just been layin' low in me hold, if ye catch me drift.

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:twilightsmile: Oh, I understand. It also helps that I've been offline a lot recently. Trying to find a job and all that.

"We are gonna shoobedoo all night until we make little fish babies just like your mom."

I laughed harder than I should've

So me and my boner were ha in a great time. Right up until two parts.

"I'm a half seapony. "
Hold on, Boner. Maybe this has potential.

"We are gonna shoobedoo until we make babies like your mom. "

Bye Boner. See Ya later!

I mean seriously? Just what the duck, man.

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Can I write a aftermath, alternate ending, or a rewrite? I'm not saying the fic is bad, (rewrite) I in joyed it, but I feel like it needs some stuff put in and very little out. So can I?

Wow, that was unexpected. Nice :D

5244898 I found it rather funny. What that scene lacked in sexyness it made up in comedy.

So if Button is a seapony... did Sweetie Belle get him prego?

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Yer thinkin' o' seahorses, matey. A fine difference, t'be sure!

Next fic I make, Opal is dying.

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Arr, ye should write about 'er hibernatin', matey!

"We are gonna shoobedoo all night until we make little fish babies just like your mom."

I almost fell out of my chair. Great stuff.

"What're we gonna do on the bed?" he yelled, shifting around on his back.

Oooh Button, you silly goose.

"Now where in the hay did you hide your dick?"

:rainbowlaugh:
Oh gawd, I never thought I would hear that! XD hahaha!

Nice!

5213833 Shoobeedoo, shoo, shoo, bedoo!

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hell I'd like to know what happens after opal shows up and the reaction rarity has to this lol

The change was already taking hold. His rear legs stiffened and his tail receded. The flesh of his neck moved beneath his hooves.

"I'm h-half s-seapony," he choked out. "That's w-why you've never m-met my dad..."

My reaction: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck am I reading?

Holy carp
I did not see that coming
I was thinking "what is this 'terrible secret'? Is Button trans, or something? Is that even a terrible secret in Equestria?"
And then

"I'm h-half s-seapony," he choked out. "That's w-why you've never m-met my dad..."

O.O
What
I am so confused right now


This was a fun and bizarre read, to say the least. Nice job!

Oh, now I remember this fic. :pinkiehappy:

If he turns fishy when he gets wet, and suffocates when he's out of the water in fish form, how did he ever get dry enough to be a pony in the first place?

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Yarr, stop askin' questions now!

"What're we gonna do on the bed?" he yelled, shifting around on his back.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna fuck you!

I'll be honest, I found myself too preoccupied with trying to figure out how Button would be able to lead anything approaching normal life given his reaction to getting wet to actually revel in the absurdity of the whole shebang. I also had some minor difficulties buying the aged up Scoots and Sweetie's personas. But that's all just me.

Pretty fun and completely ridiculous overall. :derpytongue2:

"Button," she whispered, "this is totally my fetish."

wait what?

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