Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.
A long time ago, things were different under the Princesses. While Celestia tried her hardest to keep things running during the day, Luna indulged in her love of fillies all night, and eventually the conflict would cause one sister to be exiled while the other had to carry on alone for a thousand years. Even after the Princess of the Night returned, her sister had to explain to her that times had changed, and her indulgences were unhealthy and unacceptable.
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Author, you need help. Special help.
3416680
With what specifically, do you think? I know it's not at all the best prose, but I think it's the way the story ought to be told.
Moluna?
3416607
That would have been a better title, but I wasn't at all clever enough to think of it!
3416749
I know people accuse Celestia of this sort of thing sometimes, but really they should be focusing on her sister!
3416758
You have still earned my vote down on this.
3416767
Thank you very much!
I tried Googling uu\ee and it was mostly dealing with Spanish stuff, what's it supposed to mean?
Anyway, I would've liked this story more if it wasn't dealing with pedophilia, but the lack of description on, well, the pedophile end of things kept most of the disturbia at bay.
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It's "w/e" which translates from horrible as "whatever." That was the only one I was concerned would be somewhat impenetrable, because it's hard to type "e" out in letters.
Thumbs up after the first few paragraphs. I'm not going to regret this.
3416758 Agreed.
This story RAWX!
I should adopt a similar writing style maybe.
3935265
Completely ridiculous?
Anyway, thanks to you, I've broken even on likes and dislikes with this story! Woah!
Thanks for actually reading it. It is probably the worst in the bunch though.
3935594 "Completely ridiculous" is only like 14 letters away from "satirical genuis," or something like that.
It doesn't really feel so much like a story as a pervy (and magical) premise for one maybe, but that's not so uncommon for satire. I couldn't stop laughing at the bug collecting bit.
It's just hard to find a joke story that's actually funny and doesn't waste my time by not appealing to my fetish.
Sounds goofy, but eh, one of the few people on this site whose opinion I actually respect gave it a pass... I guess I can spare ten minutes or so.
3936555
This is an awesome line. I feel like our spirits are gently sniffing each other in a totally platonic way.
A lot of the humor stories I've seen have sort of not just played a ridiculous premise straight and tried too hard to "write funny," although I think this story is probably the funniest thing I've read on the site.
Anyway, thanks again for liking my dumb story.
3936645 Oh? I hope I'm not the one you respected. But secretly I hope I am.
I'm generally a huge pervert with a goofy sense of humor. Yes, goofy would be a good word, and, maybe more so, just plain odd.
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@sniffing)
You're definitely welcome! (
I remember reading that one and laughing a lot. I need to re-read it because I don't know if it was complete when I last read it and don't recall the ending. It'll be on my queue.
3936645 It is goofy.
3940290 I think there was like, a year or something between when I'd read it and when it was completed. I know there was a huge break in reading it for me too, like, before the end was posted. I had to reread the whole thing again because it had been so long.
Not to like, self-promote, but you might like my "Rainbow Dash's Lesbian Secret" story, because it's very similar to this one, or the Twilight one, which is more like, verbose than these but the same sort of thing. The Fluttershy one is my only "serious" story, and it's kinda not really.
3940547 I've already planned to read your other fics. Way ahead of you there.
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sweeeeet! 
And thus a valuable lesson was learned. All it took was the power of incestual rape lol.
4586148 Sometimes, that's the only way you can really teach somebody something.
3416749
Lunaughty!
And I'm downvoting this for a completely different reason: It hurts my brain to read. I've seen fics like this before, and I guess it's an acquired taste, because I've never liked them.
5802981 my precious L:D ratio!
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Don't worry; it having more dislikes than likes and being rated mature was the entire reason I clicked it: curiosity. Most mature-rated fics, whether for gore or for clop usually go the opposite way.
5809805 I think I only have one story with positive likes, to be honest.
is a good concept of story
Love the writing, hate the subject. I'll have to try one of your other stories sometime >.>
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Well, glad you liked some portion of it anyway!
3940238
MLP Time Loops by Saphroneth are funny. Not enough clop? That's what our heads are for, 'cuz we all know they've done it.
Well, that's certainly... a take on it.
Now I kind of want to see what would happen if it was released in canon - either if it was the truth, or a total fabrication.
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Do keep in mind that this was written in 2013, before we got the actual flashback and learned that Celestia used the Elements to send NMM to the moon. I know it's a real problem with the canonicity of the story, but I've left it the way it was written for historical and archival purposes.
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Given it's basically a crackfic, I don't think the show saying otherwise is much of a problem.
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I take the continuity of my crackfics very seriously.
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Then it's probably best to go with the "it was a bunch of bullshit someone wrote while drunk and possibly high" approach.
(The in-universe author, I mean, not you. Unless you were, which is okay too.
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Oh because it's presented as if a narrator is speaking directly to the reader?
The narrator even says "I bet it basically went just like this:" so everything after that point is obviously speculation, but everything before then? It might just be true ...
9984342
Could be, I suppose.
I have speculated on the idea before, actually, though from a Molestia-centered perspective. My conclusion was that rather then changing herself, the Princess would change society to suit her urges. An Equestria where all (or at least many of) the prettiest young fillies compete for the title of Royal Concubine in grand pageants.