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I did read the whole chapter just now though, so it counts.
Can you do that? Can you orgasm twice?!
...Sorry, I just had to say it. ...I'll see myself out for a while.
P.S. Spanking, bondage... Hmm. Homage should just make a toaster costume for herself. Imagine Toaster Homage and Toaster Repairpony Pip role-play:
"Hello, I hear that there's a toaster that needs to be repaired?" I let a tiny grin onto my face. This was just perfect.
"Oh, yes, as a matter of fact..." Homage made a dramatic face that would make even Rarity envious, covering her forehead with a hoof. "I just need a toaster repairpony." She was wearing it. Celestia rut me with a manticore's sting. She was really wearing it. She wasn't kidding.
As I stepped into the room, I felt my cheeks on fire. Is... Is it wrong that I think that Homage looks sexy as a toaster? I cleared my throat audibly, trying to maintain the role. "Well, I am just the toaster repairpony you need!" I grinned widely, feeling much more confident in the position of dominance. "And I have just the right tools..."
P.P.S. I'm so, so sorry.
So I guess Project Horizon is not canon then?
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The only canon story is A Mare Worth Fighting For, a.k.a. Chapter 20.5.
3082113 Kkat apparently did approve of the crossover chapter, though, for what it's worth. (Or at least that's what I remember reading.) Speaking of that story, did Somber ever finish it? I stopped reading it when it reached something like the 44th chapter.
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It's still going and as far as anyone can tell it's not even slowing down. It's likely no closer to the end than it was when you stopped reading.
I just noticed this.
The implications are... far-fetching
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Kkat once said that while she encouraged the writing of sidefics, none of them will ever be officially accepted as being canon to the main story. Partly because this gives authors the freedom to deviate from the original.
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Most recent chapter is 58. It's still going.
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How did I not notice this joke the first time?
The reread is worth it just for that.
Forgive my ignorance this is my first time reading the story but.....
Can someone PLEASE explain to me what the hell is going on? All i have gathered from the last two chapters is that about a weeks worth of littlepip's memories have been turned into memory orbs and that a mysterious cult is going through them. She is absoutially forbidden from watching her memories until she deals with Trixie the alicorn. And during said week she took a PTM again and probably multiple times, gave the plan to everyone (at least their parts), made ANOTHER deal with Red Eye, and apparently has learned very important secrets. Did i miss anything else or will all be explained later? Again sorry for my ignorance for i really don't want to be confused to such a great story
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It will all be explained it time. It is okay to be confused. I was too when I read that chapter for the first time. Don't worry: it'll all be clear. Just, you get that the Goddess can read minds, right? So, naturally, Littlepip had to have had her memories extracted.
Good
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you...a breather chapter. Now what I want you to do is take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy the humor, enjoy the sweet moments, and enjoy the character building because in a few chapters from now...SHIT GETS REAL!!
Thank you
Ps. I love this chapter way to much
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Don't worry, "Life Interrupted" is meant to be confusing. Littlepip has had some of her memories removed. Since Littlepip is the one telling you the story, she is unable to tell you the parts of the story that she doesn't remember. And that results in some extremely confusing gaps in this chapter. If it helps, you can tell where memories have been remove because I use ellipses to show where the losses occur.
3085585 You did? I only saw normal scene breaks that you've been using for the entirety of the story. Are all of those where memories are missing? Because that goes back to the beginning of the story.
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Ellipses are a series of three periods as such "..." which indicate the omission of a word, sentence or section of text. I used them to indicate unusual story breaks. For example, this section would indicate a normal story break:
While this indicated a story break where memory removal was involved:
Hope that helps.
SPOILERS
God is, most likely, not a griffon. Particularly since she's a horse.
In cases like this, it very well might. Even that wasn't what was going on this time.
Though, on the other hoof, it doesn't take long to think of how to say "I'm sorry," and that's probably the best way to say yes here.
"I'm not angry, just disappointed." Works every time, assuming you have already established yourself as somepony whose opinion matters.
Fun fact: punishment is often the best way to absolve guilt. In fact, one experiment showed that if you charge parents for picking their children up late from day care, they arrive later on average, because the monetary cost is less than the guilt cost that they are no longer paying was. And then if you stop charging, it gets even worse, because you've already established that they don't need to feel bad about being late, so now there's no cost at all.
I promise, this is the last time you'll pick a lock on autopilot. Trust me.
I really couldn't say why this is one of the moments I have been waiting for this whole reread . . .
You're a funny mare, Littlepip.
I hearNo. I can't say it. There is some information that can only be properly protected by never speaking of it. I may always assume that nobody who knows me in real life will stumble upon my comments and recognize me, but that obscurity is not enough.
I'm annoyed by how the less I say, the more I imply, but I think I can convince myself to live with that so I can say, "I am less impressed with this number than I was a year ago." Though I'm not disputing the claim that it's a lot.
If one does not inquire if one did a good job and request critique, how is one to improve?
It's only natural that they would fall together after all this heroing. Having your lives in danger is a great bonding experience. And it's not like Velvet has never noticed Calamity's tendency to shoot first and ask questions later, or Calamity hasn't noticed Velvet's tendency towards situationally inappropriate pacifism, so they're not going to get hurt when differences they've been ignoring build up enough to break the dam. What's wrong with falling together out of convenience?
As I remember, your relationship grew out of you being desperate enough to ask ponies you barely knew if they could find any mare in the entire wasteland who might be interested in you, and Homage being infatuated with the general concept of heroes. Those reasons don't seem particularly deep. And I don't see you questioning yourself this way.
I live with a zebra, you know. So trust me when I say: "chai" means "tea."
You know, I need an OC. A proper one. Not just "that pegasus in my head" or "cyborg Twilight" or whatever else I feel like saying on a particular day. Because clearly, I'm going to speak as him sometimes, whether he exists or not. It just doesn't feel right without a name and appearance, whether or not I share those with anybody else.
But if I try to design OCs for my roommates without their knowledge, please shoot me. Even if I have just determined that one is a zebra.
I've been thinking: what is the scope of the lessons this story teaches? Obviously, some of them are just generally applicable, such as "friends will help you achieve good goals and discard bad goals." But the focus of the story is on surviving the post-apocalyptic social equilibrium (the one based on a general lack of trust and empathy) and turning it into something more favorable. And it's not clear there's a way to apply that to other sorts of equilibria (e.g., people mostly behave well out of a combination of personal morals and fear of punishment, but we want to change "mostly" to "all") or to states that aren't equilibrium-like at all (e.g., the apocalypse just happened, and nobody's figured out yet how to deal with it). And it's mainly that second one I'm concerned about; I already know how to live in the world as it is now, and it's all but impossible that I will suddenly find myself in a society where civilization crumbled a long time ago, but there is a small (I'm assuming, and hoping, extremely small) chance that I will see the fall of civilization and the immediate aftermath in my life. So it's very much relevant whether it is prudent to try to use the same techniques I see here in an attempt to prevent the unwanted equilibrium being reached at all. Can I do enough good by helping for it to be worth the dangers, when all the threats are still unfamiliar if not completely unknown? Is it necessary to allow society to splinter as it learns about the new world, and wait to stitch it back together until it is done adapting? I find myself unsure.
It's a good speech. Nice and concise.
Because, you know, it's terribly uncouth to be the first to put flying units on the battlefield. And you know how strongly zebras are bound by etiquette.
One has to wonder: how long do you have to spend carrying around a soul jar before throwing it over a live grenade is completely instinctive?
Somewhere on the Discworld (I have forgotten where, precisely), there is a sect of monks who believe that money is the root of all evil, and therefore consider it their duty to collect as much of it as possible to protect others.
Well, you know you didn't do anything that would have made Homage too disappointed in you before orb 8 happened. Otherwise, there would be no orb 8 as we know it.
Your life really needs to suck if you dream of being treated like a normal customer in Tenpony Tower. Somehow, the shields protected the architecture and the ponies from the balefire, but allowed it to exterminate all customer service.
Do these wines include a nice Chianti? And is there anywhere in the wasteland you can still get fava beans?
You don't give yourself enough credit. It's not like you wouldn't want to kill the Goddess anyway, so the bomb was always just backup insurance anyway.
You can't, in general, if you are to remain both sane and alive. Not unless you never leave your home or can afford guards. And even that's no guarantee.
3082105 I love you, random internet person.
But now this needs fanart. Preferably something that I will regret ever seeing.
3082105 Write this fic or Pinkie will give you a rock for your birthday. For not even death will stop that crazy party pony.
Also, and this is my first time through, is it odd that I keep reading 'Twilight' the time as Twilight the pony? The sheer amount of times our god(dess)-author has done this cannot be coincidence.
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It's not odd,
I've had to do a double take some of the times twilight was said.
Most recent of them being something like,
"Twilight was fading."
I was like, wait what- oh, time of day again, never mind.
This story is turning out to be
a really good readan absolutely amazing read.And I've already punched myself multiple times for putting off reading it for so long.
OH GOD, A DERPY HOOVES MEMORY!!!!!! i know this is going to be SO AWESOME!!!!
Derpy memory orb! That has to be a nice surprise for LittlePip.
That's pretty much me when I play video games. Though at my worst I consider this to be more of an excuse than a reason to kill.
Well, I just finished carving out the section in my heart for the LittlePip/Homage ship. It's very nice, not very crowded, comes with a loading dock for more cargo and you get an excellent view over the Dash/Everything else Uncanny valley. And just beyond, you see a breath taking view of Mount Dash/Kitchen Sink! Hope the divide holds up, you do not want the things from that region roaming free!
4102076 Certainly, it shows how much I care for LittlePip and Homage, especially the relationship. (How the hell do you even know when to count up? Is 31 the apex of every build up and release or every major point inbetween?)
4192433 Funny thing is, even when evil is the easiest thing to do for the best reward, I still wouldn't do it. Evil is hard work, especially for the soul. Not fun feeling like an asshole.
3082105 You win everything. If I could favourite a comment, I would do so here. (BTW, is there such things as Toaster roleplaying? I would google it but there are some things that deserve to be left unanswered.)
4239026 Thanks! I'll give it a look over... with caution.
Sigh, after this, all my plumber and pizza delivery fantasies are going to be about toaster repair people and toaster, aren't they? Can't say if it's a loss in quality since I never had one of those anyway but it's still a risk...
(The other risk is spoilers. And why didn't FimFic notify me of your message? I saw it by accident.)
Now that I reflect on all the times that I've laughed on the floor crying from this story, I'm starting to wonder why this doesn't have a comedy tag.
Ahp. There's her count. Come on Calamity, give it to her like-
Wrong!
I happen to have a mask that could help you out with that. It will take about three days though.
Basketball! Not cycling. He's not Lance Armstrong.
Rarity still has that fucking Book doesn't she? I knew she wasn't giving it up that easy. Twi, Rainbow, Applejack, she can't be trusted.
When the slavers pulled out I was thinking "Shit, Xenith, we gotta go!"
3082105 go, wright this, make it as funny and sexy as possible, shut up and take my money
I know ponies post-apocalypse aren't exactly herbivores but why would Applejack start pig farming? Only use for them is bacon.
Also
I love this quote.
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Those gams are giving me the vapors!
4908051 One Fanfic had a theory I liked. The Apple Family uses them to find truffles, both to eat and to sell.
Well, that wasn't that bad after all. Just wait till Arbu...
Meanwhile, Velvet overexerts herself with a little help of Calamity...
Ask Life Bloom for a brain bleach
You'd have to build a concrete wall there, Calamity. This would stop Littlepip... For 5 minutes.
Learn a lot you have to, young padawan...
That reminds me of a headcanon from some Tumblr blog, that ponies have a second cutie mark on their inner thighs, showing who they lost their virginity to. Rainbow Dash's was Mare Do Well. Berry Punch's was a question mark.
Yeah, and you suddenly learned to do the thing quietly, huh?
Oh no... She's turning into Blackjack... Don't go that way, Littlepip. That mare is trouble. And she turned into a red and black cybernetic alicorn.
I wanted to mention Arbu again, but hell, Arbu certainly qualifies (except maybe responsibility part).
Technically, they did things everywhere, I think...
Kinky...
Homage's punishment causes her mind to do funny things...
Foreshadowing!
Well, they just want to revolutionise porn industry with orb #8...
Killing joke, anyone? Well, at least she didn't want to be a tree...
Well, it is said that every gun shots by itself once a year. That's why you always treat them as loaded and watch out if your name is Marvin and you happen to travel in a car with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta...
Well, Arbu could definitely use some wine... Something that goes well with horse meat.
Well, you aren't a futa, so I guess it didn't make any changes there...
Well, I'm already worried about the length of my comment on chapter 37...
Ok, I know that this is late, or might have already been asked. But who won the war? Because it looks like Equestria lost.
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No one won. Both Equestria and the Zebra homelands were bombarded with mega-spells. The Zebras struck major Equestrian cities and the ponies retaliated in kind.
I don't know what Pip needed those Mint-Als for, haven't gotten that far. I'm sure it's explained in a future chapter, but I'm willing to bet she made the right choice. I get the feeling that the rest of her group, except Calamity, don't appreciate just how much she sacrifices for them and the greater wasteland. Especially Velvet. Sometimes I want to punch her, because she has such a disgusting habit of lashing at her friends and making them feel like shit, even if they're doing the right or selfless thing, because that's how she copes with the hardships(as explained earlier). She wasn't right to berate Calamity for firing on the Hellhounds, she definitely wasn't right for wanting to try "diplomatic relations" with them, and though at the core of the issue she may be right for punishing Pip for the Mint-Al usage, but it was probably necessary like I said. Bleeding hearts like Velvet don't live long in these wasteland-type stories, and I would've expected her to have grown out of her childish naivete by now. Unfortunately she seems to have plot armor as the group's sole medic(though Xenith gives her a run for her money).
Achievement unlocked
Temptations
THAT'S MY SON! YOU GET SOME! Calamity, you don't know how proud I am of you.
“Indeed,” Velvet said with a slight trace of bitterness. “Clearly, Homage’s cutie mark should be Littlepip. Obviously, that’s what she’s best at doing.”
I lol-ed
Hot damn, this story... is just so...
I don't know how to put it into words...
So I shall offer up my body in lieu of this predicament.
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5859272 I wonder how they were doing it?
Curiosity is vice.
Smooth...
Velvet, please stop constantly rubbing salt into the wound, nearly everypony knows that Littlepips Barn Door swings THAT particular way.
Sirens in Maripony start to howl.
I'll admit it, I've been waiting for Calamity to get laid
There ya go Calamity
Wait... Calamity lost his virginity in chapter 34.
Notes: *Whistle* Ask and I shall receive.
Kek.