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Brian Jacko


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My Dear Sir... :moustache:
I LOVE YOU!
In the least homosexual way possible!
I Have been waiting SOOOOOO long for ASMD to update!
You have convinced The Gorey and PWNerful Lycan to buy Unreal Tournament 3!
Give me a While and to readjust to UT3 and I will spread gibs across your server like nopony has ever SEEN!:pinkiecrazy:
Now! Off to Play UT2k4 Ballistic Weapons! :rainbowwild:

2793239 Inserts Unreal Tournament laugh taunt [Ha! Ha! Ha!]

2793448 Thanks for taking time to read my story and thank you for the compliments! I'm so happy that you will be purchasing Unreal Tournament 3! I hope to see you in the Death Match arena soon! :pinkiecrazy:

Is it natural to say I BUCKING LOLED AT THIS:rainbowlaugh: because i did:fluttershyouch:

NO NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO YOU MUST CONTINUE OR I WILL PERSONALLY BIORIFLE YOUR ASS WITH FLUTTERSHY'S HELP!:flutterrage: havoc20.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/esqzeahi.png

2793697 I'm so glad you liked it! :pinkiehappy: I'm glad you had as much fun reading this as much as Pinkie pie enjoyed being covered in blood and gore! :pinkiecrazy:

2793715 Hah! Fluttershy is a natural master at the Bio-Rifle isn't she? :flutterrage:

when i saw this the first thing that came to mind was...
HELL YAAA!

2793873 Now that I've read this and I am pretty much caught up on the show I was thinking show an equally good team but unlike the Mane Six they are hackers and break the rules but never get caught.

2793881 Hahah! I had the same thought run through my mind as I started creating it!

2793884 I think the hosts of the game would perma ban any hacker from the arena! :trollestia:

Comment posted by VampDash deleted Jul 3rd, 2013

2794073 Or if you want just another equally good team who are pretty snobbish about themselves

2794073
if you can you shode make one where they go in a team death match or CTF and have spike play in it with derpy and DR.whoovs that be awsome mach especially with vehicles that be awesome.:pinkiehappy:
like derpy and whooves vs the mane 6 with there own team.

2794097 Like a team where Trixie is the leader of? That would be quite entertaining! I bet Trixie Vs. Twilight Sparkle in a Duel would be interesting too! Both masters of the Shock Rifle!:trixieshiftright:

2794257 Or I could imagine Derpy Hooves playing a Team Death Match game with Rainbow Dash. Derpy finds the Redeemer and accidently fires it at the floor killing her whole team. Rainbow Dash would say, "Now, Careful Derpy. You don't want to do any more damage than you've already done." and of course Derpy would say, "I just don't know what went wrong!"

2796996
ya like the mane 6 and spike vs trike team with flim&flam along with a few villains that the mane 6 fight
in a team death match type deal or the warfare mode with objectives.
is the game they playing from unreal is it the 2004 one or unreal 3? just wondering 2004 was my favorite one.
derpy killing the team at one point that's a good one.

2797602 This one is based off of Unreal Tournament 3! I don't know if I have a favorite Unreal Tournament. They were all incredible. UT 99 had to be the most revolutionary for it's time. However, I did miss out on Unreal Tournament 2004 because I was so turned off by the Unreal Tournament 2003 demo before they fixed it up and renamed it to 2004. It's a shame I missed out because I know 2004 was a major fan favorite among many fans, and some may even argue that it was the best of the series. I actually don't think I had the proper PC specs to play it at the time anyway. :rainbowlaugh: I even enjoyed it when they tried to take the series into a different path with the Unreal Championship series. Mainly Unreal Championship 2 I'm speaking about. I think most people would agree that UT 99 was the best and most important for its time, but I do seem to exclusively play Unreal Tournament 3 these days. :rainbowkiss:

2796996 I was thinking that but the whole team is made up of the anti versions of the group Rainbow vs Lightning, Applejack and Pinkie Pie vs The Flim Flam Brothers, Fluttershy vs Gilda, and Rarity vs Blueblood or someone equally arrogant etc.

2797704
i never played UT 99 i played 2004 and UT3 i bet i miss out in UT 99 for series.:pinkiehappy: :raritycry:
but i did spend most of my days on the pc for UT 2004 its what got me in the UT universe along playing as MR.CROW :rainbowlaugh: favored character to play as.
and if you do another chapter blueblood shod play and get destroyed by the mane 6..:pinkiecrazy:

2797912 That's a great idea! I especially loved your Rarity Vs. Prince Blueblood idea for the anti team! I don't think Rarity would use the Sniper Rifle on him after how he treated her at the Grand Galloping Gala. I can imagine her needing to feel the need to drop a Redeemer missile on top of his head WITH the Damage Amplifier on top of that for maximum obliteration! :duck: Just a bit of over kill now Rarity, right sweet heart? :raritywink:

2798238
yes good idea i like to see that blueblood geting killed a big team battle between hero's and villeins that wold be sweet.

Nice tho I was hopping all the Villeins would get together to fight the mane 6. They would call them selfs....the Dweeb hunters or the Royal anti-six.

Oh well still I got to read about them getting blown up or shot in the head(Blueblood :rainbowlaugh: HEAD SHOT!)

Hmm... I felt much the same way reading this as I did reading the badminton fic. I'm not sure if it's your writing style or what, but I just can't get into it. I love playing Unreal Tournament, it's really fun, even with just bots, but sadly I don't own any of the games so we can't play. :-\
Anyway, I think being a spectator of the actual thing would be more entertaining, because you have the visuals to go along with it. I think that UT moves too quickly to be directly translated to writing. Even though you included a bunch of different tactics and explanations for certain things, some of them felt forced or they came out of left field. I'm also still having difficulty reconciling a game like Unreal Tournament with ponies. I just can't do it.
I'm sorry, I know you worked hard on this, but I just can't seem to enjoy it. :pinkiesad2:
I promise you though, should I ever get my hands on UT3, we shall play together! :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Rixizu deleted Jan 1st, 2015

Hello everyone! I did a riffing of this fic for Doctor and Ditzy's Science Theater. If you don't know what riffing is, it's MST3K only with fan fics! Thank you Brian Jacko for letting me use your story!

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8

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