Igneous Rock and Marble Pie play chess.

Written for Sockpuppet's Father's Day Not-a-Contest.
Preread by: Cinder Vel and hawthornbunny

Marble vector by Kooner-cz, table by grievousfan, pieces designed by Mundschenk85.

Igneous Rock Pie sees a carriage go off a cliff. With quick action, he rescues a mare that had been trapped inside it.

While travelling down to Ponyville for Hearth's Warming, Thorax is asked to look into something weird happening at the Pie Rock Farm. One of the ponies living there has started acting very strangely and her family is worried she may have been replaced.

Can Thorax root out the cause of this disturbance? Can he resolve matters in time for Hearth's Warming? Can he survive an afternoon with the Pies?

If you have the answer to any of these questions, Thorax would appreciate you telling him, since he hasn't the slightest clue.

Set prior to the Season Six finale.

A Jinglemas present for Trick Question. I hope she, and every other reader, enjoys it.

Igneous Rock Pie has strong opinions about the concert his daughter has dragged him to. But when an assassin threatens to disrupt the evening, it is time to remind the world who taught the Pie sisters how to defend family and friends.

Features Igneous Rock and Princess Luna, so brace yourself for maximum Ye Olde Englishe. I'm not even sorry.

An entry in the Ancestral Tribute contest.

(Takes place before "Friendship is Magic".)

Pinkie Pie has just met and befriend Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and is excited at the prospect of getting to live in the bakery that they own. However, she has to first get the okay from her parents to stay in Ponyville.

Igneous Rock and Cloudy Quartz agree to visit Ponyville to talk with Pinkie's potential new caretakers, which is great cause for concern for Pinkie given that the filly has a complicated relationship with her parents.

What will Igneous and Cloudy have to say on the subject of their daughter leaving the rock farm before her time? And what will Mr. and Mrs. Cake think of the unusual behaviors of the Pies?

It started with two families and a decision for a filly and colt to be brought together.

From the arrangement, a marriage was had and true love was farmed, growing into a family and a strong bond that would last for years to come. 

On quiet nights when it was just the two of them, Cloudy and Igneous put on an old record, dance, and reminisce.

Entry for the Ancestral-tribute Contest

Cover art by me! If you are an author and are interested in cover art, send me a PM!

Rock farms are boring places. Igneous Rock Pie and his best friend Cloudy Quartz want out. Unfortunately for them, destiny has other plans.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Ancestral Tribute contest. Chest out the other stories here!

Maud Pie's not like most ponies. That's okay. She has a wonderful Ma and Pa, a sister coarser than sandstone but who still gets her, and she has rocks. Rocks make sense, unlike ponies. Rocks always tell you everything about them from the outside.

This unicorn filly is the opposite of making sense. She's dirty and hungry. She prefers to talk about Maud over herself, something nopony else does around Maud for long. And despite her age, she doesn't have a cutie mark.

Still, Maud's not one to look some gift quartz in the mouth. Maybe this stranger can help her. Herself too, for Maud's idea involves rocks. And rocks always cheer Maud up.

This story was written as a gift for darkcyan as a part of Jinglemas 2023. Happy Hearth's Warming!

When the Pie family visits Maud for the holidays, their holiday plans are interrupted by a panicking Starlight Glimmer who finds her friends meant to put on the yearly Heart's Carol performance for the School of Friendship.

With only Pinkie spared, Starlight needs five new actors. Pinkie happens to have five family members visiting. It's perfect!...hopefully.

Written for TCC56 for Jinglemas 2021

A collab with Switch Swap

Our roles in this story were basically split. Switch Swap came up with most of the ideas and I did most of the writing. Story is on this account by Switch's choice.

Ever wondered why Pinkie Pie has all these crazy abilities, like "Pinkie sense", being able to physically break apart and stay alive, and tie her neck into a knot, etc.? And isn't it a bit bothersome that she won't tell you?

Well, truth be told, the reason she won't reveal it is because she herself doesn't know. For real. She's always just brushed it off as "something she has."

But one day, while visiting her family, a fun sister moment turns into possibly the deepest conversation the Pie family has ever had, where the big icebreaker answers the blue-fire-burning question, but also leads to the reveal of a fact that Pinkie and Maud are deeply hit smack-dab in the heart by.