This story is a sequel to What Doesn't Kill You

Anon, fed up with being a handyman for the town, searches for his calling in life. And despite Twilight's assurances that he has no magic, Anon discovers avenues he's yet to explore.

If only he wasn't such an asshole.

Twilight and her friends try to open a pickle jar in time for Ponyville's second Superb Owl party. But the lid's pretty stuck, and just won't open!

Silver Spoon was Diamond Tiara's best friend and the two tormented the CMC when they were blank flanks. The CMC went on many crusades to find their special talents, and when they found them?
They went on many more crusades to help other pony's find their special talents. As for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? With the CMC's help Diamond Tiara rediscovered her special talent and worked to be a better pony. And Silver Spoon? She started fading into the background.

And Discord? Well he decided to be a good samaritan and send Silver Spoon off on her own pokemon adventure.

Wanting his servants to learn the power of teamwork, Grogar sends Queen Chrysalis and Cozy Glow on a mission together to the Temple of Faust to retrieve an ancient crystal.

While Cozy is mostly just eager to prove herself to Grogar, Chrysalis is more reserved about being forced to be around a pony creature, let alone being forced to work with them.

Regardless, the two must come together to survive the temple's traps and solve its puzzles if they're going to have any chance of delivering the crystal successfully to Grogar.......

In chapter 32 of Responsibilities Discord turned Blank Page into a mare for a "short" time. This here is a take on how it could have turned out differently.

This story is a sequel to Shining Armor is Anon's Terrible Dad

You are Anon. After waking up to get breakfast, you discover that you’ve been adopted by Twilight Sparkle and her best friends, who are acting strange. You’re going to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Fluttershy is everything to Discord. She was the first creature to ever truly give him a chance and tried to befriend him. So imagine the anger he feels when he finds out that the changelings have not only pony napped Twilight and the other princesses, but also Fluttershy herself. Now he is going to show the changelings ( as well as his friends ) what happens when you piss off The Lord of Chaos.

Inspired by Passed the Fortitude save and Passed the Will save by SpectralFury.

He was there a millennia ago.

He awoke from a spell that had cast upon him during his encounter with a beast, now slain long after he had been victim to its fury.

A spell which had propelled himself towards the writhing chasms of time memorial. He, suspended and frozen.

Forced to watch his proud country collapsed and overgrown. He was there when Sister Moon was banished. He was there when all left for Canterlot. He watched as the surrounding withered among roots and crumbling stones.

Now He is forced to meet his peers descendants, and his returned Diarchy once more.

Through a convoluted series of events, Chrysalis must save Equestria from a new chaos god, as well as several legally distinct new foes.

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SciTwi really screwed up. A human fell through one of her portals during Midnight's magical rampage; and now he's in a 7,000 foot free fall while slowing transforming into a horse. A lot to think about on the way down.

Doesn't help that this particular human/now pony is asocial, standoffish, zealous, borderline psychopathic, and in a state of violent mental frenzy. Not the best things to be when coming to a peaceful pastel pony world.

The only thing going for him is he wants to do better.

Will twilight and her friends try to reform such a being so antithetical to friendship? Give him the discord treatment and turn him to stone? Send him back and seal the portal?

Only time will tell. For now though, The amount of time our protagonist has to figure this out is exactly 12.32 seconds.

1st person narration is not only limited to that creature's knowledge, but will also take on their state of mind.
When in 3rd person, it is omniscient but will still sometimes take on a state of mind of a creature in the scene.

Want to test my writing with this one. Will try to write more and more challenging subjects as time goes on.
All criticism minus something that can only be seen as a nitpick will be appreciated.

Cover art by Mix-up
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