S/he is what now?
A soft knock on the door was heard before Fluttershy opened it, surprised to not find the friends she invite for tea over waiting there, but four alicorns and a unicorn.
The unicorn she knew nothing about, except that she was good friends with Twilight. said pony was standing next to the Amber coated mare, and while these two looked slightly amused, they where the only ones.
The other three ponies looked upset over something, thought she could only guess why. While it was expected that from these three, two where mares, and one a stallion, she couldn't overlook the fact that it seemed to be mixed up.
While Princess Celestia looked the same as ever, that's the only thing appearing to be normal. Next to Princess Celestia stood a dark blue stallion, easily being one head taller than Princess Celestia, showing quite a bit of muscle.
Right next to that was a dark brown mare, black hair, and a medal with a sun and moon motive around her neck. And despite seeming to be upset about something, it was obvious to her that the mare felt quite uncomfortable.
After a few more moments of starring at that handsome stallion, she was able to turn her gaze away, welcoming the group in a whole. "Princess Celestia, Twilight, welcome, can I invite you and your friends inside for some tea?"
"NO, but you can get Discord out here. We have some questions for him and demand answers!" The blue alicorn stallion next to Celestia shouts, somehow reminding her at the first time Princess Luna came to Ponyvile for Nightmare Night while doing so.
This causes the brown alicorn next to her press her ears to her head, and to wince in pain from the sound alone. After all, this rude pony was pretty loud. Having noticed the discomfort of the mare next to him, it surprises Fluttershy that he nuzzles the top of her head, while apologizing to that strange mare at the same time. "I am sorry my love, I forgot how sensitive your ears got after all the biting."
"It's okay my Sky, I really should have expected that reaction from you."
My Sky, my Sky, were have I heard this before Fluttershy asks herself, before realizing that there is only one Pony in all of Equestria saying that. "Blank Page, Princess Luna, is that you," Fluttershy asks in shock, completely taken off Guard by that.
"Yes," they reply at the same time, giving her a dreadful feeling. But not only that, but also reminding her at a certain letter she got the evening before yesterday. While she was extremely disappointed in her friend, as they discussed the topic that very evening, she is certain that he assured her that everything would have turned back to normal by the next morning. However, this didn't look normal to her.
Without another word, she headed inside, only to return not even two minutes later, accompanied by someone else. Someone that only takes one glance at the assembled ponies before collapsing, rolling on the ground, laughing for all it's worth.
"Discord! This isn't funny." Celestia replies to Discords antics, having had enough of what's going on. Maybe she should have just stayed in Cloudsdale for another week, than she wouldn't have to deal with the current situation. On the other hoof, who knows how Luna would handle this situation on her own.
"But it is," he replies, not even bothering to hide his amusement before continuing, "When I turned Blank Page into a mare, I never expected this outcome."
"I don't care what you expected, TURN me back!" Blank Page yells, having had enough of the chaos spirit antics, holding his chakram to Discords throat. Rage at what the chaos spirit did having replaced all other emotions.
"I am sorry, but I can't." Is all he says after a while, having taken another close look at the raging author, confirming that he guessed correctly. "But don't worry, you should return back to normal in a year or two!"
While the other ponies take a moment to recover from this shock, he uses the chance to teleport behind Fluttershy. Bringing some distance between his throat and the sharp equestrian steel.
"Yes, you can turn us back and you will do so now!" Luna shouts back, voicing her opinion loudly, giving the draconequus a look that would made lesser beings literally shit their nonexistent pants
"NO," Discord replies in an unusual firm tone at that. "I may have done many things in my past, some I even regret, but I would never intentionally or unintentionally harm a foal."
"Discord, stay on topic." Luna asks annoyed, not seeing the connection between his words and the current situation. Just like everypony else that came to either question him or just to enjoy the unfolding debacle. That last one would be the job of Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle, who took a seat a safe distance away and are currently sharing a large bucket of popcorn.
"Do I have to spell everything out to you," Discords asks, wondering how dense these ponies can actually be. Thought definitely far more than he expected them. "It really should be obvious to you. Especially to you two." He accuses them, pointing a claw at Luna and Page.
"Luna, what did you do once you found out that I turned your husband into a mare for the next 24 hours?"
"I woke myself up and discussed how and if we could turn him back earlier." Said alicorn replies while turning red in the face, making it obvious to even the most dense onlooker that there happened more than just that.
"Is that all," Discord response, raising an eyebrow questioningly. As Luna doesn't respond, expect for her checks turning pink, he continues his questioning. "So you didn't turn yourself into a stallion, so that you could show him how nice being a mare can be?"
Hearing this, the accused couple shrinks back in what can only be guessed as shame, while everyone else's eyes go wide in shock, hearing about that for the first time. Thought they had been wondering why Luna did turn herself into a stallion, this was the least thing they expected.
"Congratulations Princess Blank Page, you are pregnant," Discord finishes before tearing open a whole in space and walking through it. Having had to deal with ponies enough for the day. Though he may later invite Fluttershy for tea over.
"Oh I am so happy for you," Fluttershy shouts in surprise before throwing herself at the mother to be, giving her the biggest hug she can, completely oblivious to the mood.