You are a human, and you are also now in Equestria for some reason. Why? Don't worry about it.

The real question is, why aren't any of these ponies running around scared shitless calling you a monster? After all, they all saw you come out of the Everfree. Well as it turns out, wearing glasses has something to do with it.

Here's a really short and simple story for all of you to read! Had this idea pop into my head while I wrote some other stories Im working on for this site, and I thought it was sort of funny so I decided to write it out. I hope it's an enjoyable read, and if you have any criticisms please leave them in the comments, I'm always happy to read and learn where I could improve my writing.

[Be me, log into fanfiction site, check to see if my favorite stories got updated, see notifications in corner, open said notifications: My face when this dumb story makes it to the front page]
[2/27/2023]

This story is a sequel to Thomas and Friends: Tales from the Mainland Volume 1

After a series of long adventures, Sunny and her friends figure that they've got things all under control.

All of this is challenged when a trio of precision racers and car enthusiasts arrive in Falmouth. Determined to prove their modern speed machines to be superior to anything on rails, they challenge the five to a race from Penzance to London Paddingon-an epic race of over 360 miles.

With only a few crews, one clapped out Light Pacific, and several hours of harsh conditions awaiting them, can the heroes of Falmouth defend the honour of steam against the onslaught of modern technology?

Loosely based on the Race to the North episode of Top Gear, and the first of several specials within the Mainland Timeline.

Space: The final frontier. This is the story of the USS Equestria. Her voyage of discovery, and her evolution into something more. And the story of her crew, who like the Equestria itself, are fresh out of the classes of Starfleet Academy. Together, they will go boldly into the unknown. Seek out a world once thought to be pure fiction, and along the way, they will grow as a team, and as a family...

This is my second foray into an MLP Star Trek crossover. And this time It's a three way crossover with transformers. More specifically, transformers Prime...With a few changes.

Against my better judgement, I am giving the rating bar ONE more chance since this isn't a Sparkling Harmony Story. I swear to god if this story gets a dislike before it's possible for ANYONE to read the first chapter I'm gonna disable the rating bar and curse all the trolls into oblivion. They all can go right to hell and STAY there.

Added Profanity tag because unlike my previous works, I'm not gonna hold back the use of words like hell and ass.

Won't be swearing every five seconds, but it also won't be nonexistent.

Anon has been living comfortably in Ponyville for a while now, but the novelty has been wearing off, and now he misses many of the entertainment options he had back home. He brings this up to Twilight, and together they arrange for a game night with her friends to try and make Anon feel more at home.

Unfortunately, Anon forgot just how badly human board games can strain or break even the toughest of friendships.

This story was a commission by IHateNumbers

Everypony sees trees as, well, trees. But they aren't just plain old plants. There's the Treehouse of Harmony, and the Castle of Friendship.

But there are also the trees that look ordinary. Although they may not have powers, they have thoughts. And only one pony knows that.

Edit: Featured on 2/26/23 - 2/27/23 for some reason I don't know. But thank you!

Written for the Arboreal Yearnings Contest and the Science Fiction Contest II.

As an orphaned Pegasus,you attempt to overcome several obstacles to hopefully find your friends and family! Will this even work out? Or will you be forever alone and destined to fail in life? Find out,and head on this journey today!

A pegasus has found herself in a dark, seemingly endless library. How did she get here?
More importantly, how can she get out?

Contesting third place in /mlp/'s PASTEJAM 2023. Only slightly edited to change awkward wording. Contains obvious sequel bait for when I feel like following up on it. I'm currently not happy about this story and will revisit it in the future.

STORY RESTRICTIONS:
The first sentence starts with: She set it ablaze...
The last sentence must end with: she blew out the candle.
Minimum length 700 words
No maximum length.

Applebuck season has come to Sweet Apple Acres once again, and Applejack is determined to get her work done as efficiently as possible. However, an appearance from a certain blue pegasus proves to be more trouble than she bargained for. {AppleDash Oneshot}

Michael's life is devoid of relationships. Be they familial, work, or romantic. But on one lucky night, he's given an opportunity.

"...but when the people grew resentful of the dark, when they shunned her sacred night,
her two halves united and she unleashed her wrath upon the fools and the ignorant,
alas, the sun god protected them from her wrath and trapped her within her ancient tapestry after a fight,
and she could only lament as she was forgotten to the sands of time..."

Luna has been waiting for over a thousand years to return.

A thousand years is a lot of time.

In that much time, many things could have happened.

Entry in scifi contest.