That hooch tastes so fucking good. I didn't even have to drink half of it to get this drunk. Since my friend couldn't drink with me last night, I decided to drink my hoock while watching a Kdrama. The problem was after a while if was hard to read the subtitles. That shit tastes pretty good though. I'm surprised it got me like this since I'm sed to hard liquor. It's ahrd acting sober though. I think I might read some of the storie son here or do something... I reaaly want to read

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Thorax stepped out of his new room, his best smile on his face. However, no sooner had he stepped through the door did his hoof slip on something soft, and he found himself getting close and personal with the hard wooden flooring, face first and with a loud thud. He groaned as he lifted his head, a slight daze enveloping his mind. There were sounds of muffled childish giggles close by. Shaking his head as he stood back up on to all fours, Thorax turned to his side and was met with the

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When you come up with an amazing new OC with an adorable color scheme specifically tailored to your interests.

When you come up with an interesting backstory for that OC that ensures optimal character development.

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS looks like elle's gonna win the prize

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR WARS

AND

AAAGGGHHHHH

also i had like 169 new stuff in my feed whut

This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.

1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~

2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)

3. What country are you from?
USA

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.

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Attack on Titan—Shingeki no Kyojin if we’re being Like That, and we’re not—is a manga written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama, which ran from September 2009 to April 2021, and it’s bad. It’s so fucking bad.
  
And it's fascinating.

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It's risky business, going out your door.

And here I am, doing it again!

Just finished packing, and I'm gonna catch my flight out in a few hours, and then, day after tomorrow, it's Ciderfest time, baby!

And hey, if you haven't heard, I'm gonna be a Community Guest this year![/preen]

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And those of you who've been reading since before I joined this outfit know exactly who "he" is.

First of all, we wrapped up "Moonlight." Congrats on persevering there.

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Okay, so the bad part about having too many stories (like that's even possible) is that I can miss notifications (or forget them by mistake) because, no, I do not get too many (really, detailed!comments and updoots and shit make my day) but there are times when I can get quite a bit (rare) but other times, I sometimes won't get them at all.

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1) Holidays exist, and I hope y'all have some nice ones.

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OKAY SO I FOUND THE PERFECT ART FOR AN OLD THING

To me that's kinda a big deal. Some of my stories are hard to find art for. Others get inspired by picture and are really fucking easy.

Fever Dreams was one of the few stories I had a harder time finding the right picture for. I always like the art to be relevant to the story in some way, because a) I like art b) I'm decently pretentious c) misleading art sucks and so forth.

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Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's

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I coulda thought of a better title . . .

Anyway, you know what to do!

Source

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Here's your introduction to one of the finest singers to debut in Equestria today: Babs Seed.

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You kicked ASS on the last one. And I'm surprised by how many of you stuck it out even through Felix Dawn and Mykan. I know I say it a lot, but you guys are fucking TROOPERS when you wanna be.

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I was too lazy to bother with a title, but this is my return blog. I'm fully back from my hiatus. Hurrah! I'm also constantly tired in 2018, hooray! This however, hasn't stopped me from writing. Consider this the update blog and the future of my writing blog that most people have posted in the first days of 2018, since that is what this will contain.

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This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Hi y'all. I hope that where all of you are, everyone is doing okay. Or, at least as okay as we can all be with all the awful stuff that's been intensifying. This is the blog I wanted to share regarding the summer writing plans for all my stories. I'll be sure to touch on the status of each one and offer some details about its completion. I would also like to take a moment to show off something other neat things I've found and mention very briefly how all the rioting will impact my presence on

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“Lord Tirek.”

“A changeling?” The centaur seemed surprised, before turning to the filly next to him. “See? She get it!”

Cozy just rolled her eyes.

“Chrysalis,” her voice rang within the cave’s walls as she introduced herself. “Queen of the Changelings. Or at least, I will be-“

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So!

2018 was a tough year, I think.

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