50 Questions: aka "everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it!" · 3:24am Oct 18th, 2020
This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.
1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~
2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)
3. What country are you from?
USA
4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
Like... bro I don't even know. While I strive to improve myself, always, I'm as happy with myself as I can be. Edit: smaller tits pls, I sleep on my stomach.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
A friend started drawing ponies, and I saw the first two episodes and went "okay, so, ponies."
7. What is your favorite ship?
Mono's got me liking Raritwi a lot, but really I think most ships are interesting.
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Who has least favorite ships??? Uhh, anything with Spike?
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Yup! Most people I talk to know.
10. Were they a family member?
Hell yeah my family knows. Do they get it? Not really, but they know.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Sparkle's Seven, hands down, though the one I've watched the most is Saddle Row Review.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
uhh... Voyd from The Incredibles 2.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Loki from the MCU, V from V for Vendetta (he's such a bastard though... damn you, Hugo Weaving, for being such a compelling actor), Thranduil from the second and third Hobbit movies (I love them. Sue me.)... I'm just realizing that all my fictional male crushes are anti-heroes. Crap.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Megamind. The best supervillain.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Does Catra from She-Ra count? Or Entrapta? I could make an argument for both, I think.
16. What was the last book you read?
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins. It's pretty good, I give it an 8 out of 10, it's the second time I've read it. Snow's despicable, though.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
The Hunger Games and The Martian back to back, with the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Server. Yall, we need to do a movie night again (one that isn't scary).
18. Favorite song at the moment?
Changes constantly, but at the moment...
19. What song do you always come back to?
20. What is your current job?
I'm a full-time college student! (Sophomore year - took a few years off)
21. What job do you want in the future?
Cybersecurity... something. I don't know.
22. Dream job?
I don't dream of labor.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
My mum would probably say it's my Girl Scout Gold Award... but this ain't her blog! My greatest achievement is moving out to live with my girlfriends and being true to myself!
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Uhh... Physics 101... twice.
25. Do you have any pets?
My parents have my doggo so I guess she isn't truly "mine" anymore. Midnight is a very good girl anyway, though. 
Aside from her, I have plants in my windowsill.
26. What is your dream pet?
A doggo of my very own. Maybe a silken windhound or a border collie.
27. Do you own any weapons?
I think one of my gf's will let me borrow her knife if I ask nicely.
... wait, wait, no, I have a nerf gun somewhere, I swear... uhhh... I could probably light something on fire and throw it? Does that count?
28. Is there a gun you really want?
So there's this gun in cyberpunk 2077 that looks pretty neat... (the answer is no.)
29. What religion are you?
n/a
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
The VA for Yzma seemed like a really cool lady.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?Ronald Reagan so I could kill him again.
32. Are you political?
what kind of stupid question is this??? I voted, does that count?
I AM (not) THE SENATE
33. Are you married?
marriage? In this economy????
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Two girlfriends! One of them is named Didi and she's cute and I love her and the other one is named Cinder Script and I love her too and she's hella fine and I would die/kill for them and they make my life an adventure and help me be a better person and Didi is the sweetest person and she cares so much and she's gorgeous and she's a really interesting person and she's always got my back and Cinder's brilliant and kind and too hot for her own damn good and she's also got my back but in an I-will-avenge-you-and-rip-out-the-spine-of-the-bastards-who-dare-insult-you sort of way. That was a run on sentence but life's a bitch sometimes. I love my girlfriends.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Yup. I have a crush on, like... 3 or 4... or 5... people.
36. Care to explain?
They're all fimfiction authors, and they're all ladies.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Am I attractive to myself? Uh, no. Am I attractive to other people? Who the fuck knows, we all got different tastes, some people like sprinkles and some like fudge and some like nuts and some like those god-awful fake-ass cherries but there's plenty of toppings at the sundae bar for us all.
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?HEY CINDER N DIDI WHEN THE WORLD IS LESS OVER LET'S GO OUT TO EAT AT WAFFLE HOUSE OR SOMETHING, MY TREAT
uhh, are we counting people I don't spend all the time with? Fuck, dude, maybe one of my crushes??? Idk.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
The Mother Of All Questions™. You know, it's funny how many people keep asking each other this one. I remember it a lot back in the earlier fandom days. People would get all up in arms about it, as though everyone who didn't share their favorite was incorrect, somehow. It's weird how the fandom's kinda died down on this, isn't it? Like, the good kind of weird, but it's still weird. We retained the whole ship war thing to a degree but not this. Do people write for only one character, like some authors write for just one ship? That sounds like an odd life to lead. There are a lot of possible dynamics in a relationship, but there's only so much you can do with the same interpretation of a character without getting dull.
anyway best pony is probably Queen Chrysalis
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
Is... is this a trap? Are you the ghost of Ronald Reagan's secret service agents? Is this one of those "anything you'd like to share for the class" things? Because no, I'm sorry, I did not bring enough secrets to share with every single one of you. Go buy your own damn bubblegum, teach.
Hmm... "secrets"-wise, lemme think. I end up getting a crush on a ton of villains. Mostly hivemind ones. I've got a NSFW alt that's gonna get all the clop I've been writing, once I get cover art sorted out, for all of you thirsty folks out there.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
and one that I'm still working on, after 2 heckin' years...
42. Are you a virgin?
Hahahahaha... no. Though I didn't experience a rush of wisdom and clarity afterwards. Virginity is a social construct and everyone's lives are full of first's, so why should this one be any different?
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Move out to live with my girlfriends. Got into a fight with my parents, packed a suitcase full of clothes and my laptop, and was on a plane the next day. Best decision I've ever made, it put me in a place where I felt safe to discover myself.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Yup. Got a ton. If that shocks you, then you're probably new here. Hi and welcome, by the way!
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
This would be a really stupid question if someone didn't mention a specific one on #45, wouldn't it?
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
oh my godddddd okay okay get ready to expand your reading list. (This is by no means an all-inclusive list, nor is it in order.)
"Starlight over Detrot" by Chessie
"Familiar" by GapJaxie
"fake oceans" by The Red Parade
"Wings of Ascension" by Zontan
"The Myth of Sisyphus" by Seer
"Chamomile" by wishcometrue
"In Everything But Name" by Monochromatic
48. Favorite quote?
"Ah, yes. Bananas, also known as enslaved potassium" -Didi, my brilliant girlfriend, ladies and gentlemens
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
What kind of question is this? Everyone does at some point in their life... and if I get my wish for #31, I will again!
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
so like, I did, but if I say "no" here then that'll also be correct, right?
... and I challenge anyone else who wants to do this to do it. So there. :P
For anyone who wants to post their own!
1. What is your first name?
2. How old are you?
3. What country are you from?
4. What do you look like?
5. What do you wish you looked like?
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
7. What is your favorite ship?
8. What is your least favorite ship?
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
10. Were they a family member?
11. Favorite MLP episode?
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
14. Favorite supervillain?
15. Favorite anti-villain?
16. What was the last book you read?
17. What is the last movie you watched?
18. Favorite song at the moment?
19. What song do you always come back to?
20. What is your current job?
21. What job do you want in the future?
22. Dream job?
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
25. Do you have any pets?
26. What is your dream pet?
27. Do you own any weapons?
28. Is there a gun you really want?
29. What religion are you?
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
32. Are you political?
33. Are you married?
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
35. Have a crush on anyone?
36. Care to explain?
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
39. Who is your favorite pony?
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
42. Are you a virgin?
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
48. Favorite quote?
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
So which one likes the junk I write?
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That'd be Cinder! ♥
Hey I’ll be 23 in November too lol
Aww, thanks for the shout-out!
I’m still not filling this out. Or writing more Wings. At least, not right now.
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Aww! But! But!
Okay, ngl the quote from Didi gave me a chuckle, and I 100% bet Cinder would let you borrow one of her knives.
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She has in the past, and if its to make a humorous point on the internet I 100% believe she would not hesitate
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Absolutely.
Went looking to see if you advertised lotus story, saw this. Nice stuff :) and you look very pretty
Megamind...
Someone has taste. I like it.
