Let's start off with the progress report:

Unleash the Magic:
Chapter 3 ~ Currently proofread and editing.
Chapter 4 ~ 5% draft completed.

The Model's Secretary:
Current BC ~ 45% completed.
Chapter 41 ~ 5% completed.

Dear Miss Cheerilee:
None.

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Fingers crossed for Coco's eventual return.

A (relatively) long time ago, in the exact same house I'm in right now, I wrote the start of a really crappy MLP fanfic. It has gone unpublished for good reason, but I do remember one section that I was actually legitimately proud of; two paragraphs or so of description as the Mane Six walk back to Ponyville from Canterlot. (because this was before Season 2; and the train hadn't yet become a common thing.)

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"So, uh... Princess Celestia?"

"Just Celestia."

"Right. Uh... Celestia?"

"Yes, Twilight?"

"Um, if I'm an alicorn and a princess now, does that mean I'm also immortal?"

"Hoo boy, I knew this was coming..."

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing. Anyway, to answer your question... probably. It's hard to say at this stage."

"Erm... okay. Well, if I do end up immortal, what about my friends?"

"What about them?"

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A thing which I have noticed lately is that me dreams are dull. Not all random and crazy like dreams are stereo-typed to be, but just - dull.
And thus, I don't remember them.
'But how can you know your dreams are dull if you can't remember them?' I hear you ask.

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All my friends and family keep asking what I want for my 26th birthday, and I'm just over here like "Pfft, Winter would be nice."

It ain't right to have two fans blowin' in the middle of February. Someone please send their cooler weather my way. I'll pay you in payment.

I edited my name a bit.

Yesterday a friend and I sat in the grass at a park and then went to the grocery store to get those frosted cookies that are so bad for you. We also got pop-its since I'm old enough. Today another friend and I gave our friend a graduation gift that consisted of tea, chocolate, and a mug with a picture of us on it. I had a bit of trouble getting home, but I stopped by the hardware store and found this beautiful moon cactus. It was red, orange, and yellow and looked like fire! The

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I wrote a story tonight. It's about Anon and Applejack and a chair. It's dumb. It's simple and dumb. It's even rated Teen. But it might make a few of you laugh a little anyway, so have at if you like.

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Deep Breath...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

I! Got! Featured! Broken mirror is now on the front page of Equestria Daily, woop woop! Just... I'm just so ecstatic about this that I had to make a post right this very now. I hope all you new readers and commenters enjoy! And perhaps check out my other stories.

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So I was all semi-excited to jump on SWToR (Star Wars MMO) after being away from my level 65 scoundrel for 2 months, but then I realized with horror that I was going to have to catch up on the latest patch.

So now I don't know what to do with my very, very rare free time. Like this isn't even normal free time. It's SPECIAL free time. Hubby has kiddo till he goes to sleep.

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The uploader of the video "had to fuck about with [his] VCR because it had broke on [him] and [he] thought the mechanism was pretty interesting so [he] filmed a short video." The result is nothing short of masterful, a 2 1/2 minute demonstration of how the way in which a VHS tape interacts with the VCR and it will amaze you all the way through.

Today's story will grow on you.

How To Dominate Your Neighbor's Lawn
[Comedy] [Random] • 2,241 words

Even when faced with the rise of Tirek and the loss of her own cutie mark, Roseluck never fails to tend her lawn.

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Warning: Spoilers abound. Proceed with caution.

Mama pajama, that was a rush. I really feel like something was rekindled here. Season 8 was alright, but I will admit it didn't have the same energy that made me fall in love with this show. This episode, however, had that energy in spades. Follow me below the break as I just gush a bit on what an epic season opener this was.

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Hey, been a while, hasn't it?

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God... That moment you realize something that you've doubted your entire fucking life, is like the moment Squidward had to realize that he's in the future. That's how I was in the bathroom this morning. FUCK. AND THINKING ABOUT IT NOW.... It all makes sense.

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Yep. Thats about it. Just figured I'd let all of you know.

So, if you've been keeping up with the blog, you'd know that I tried installing the Windows 10 Creator's Update, only for it to fail spectacularly, taking out most of my computer's functionality with it.

BUT NOW...

Many hours, two failed backups, a long and tedious manual backup, and a system reset using the original install media later...

I LIVE! LIIIVEEE, I TELL YOU!

Tomorrow, I'm gonna have to reinstall quite a few lost programs though...

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My favorite? I can't decide.

Though it's fun when you play them all at once.

EWhy are our legs so long?!

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Twilight here asking the REAL questions.

• Human
• Twilight
• Main 7 (EqG)

TechnoNerd · 1.2k words  ·  29  2 · 707 views

it me.

y'all get a little bonus story 'cause What If hit the big 250.