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TechnoNerd


Stupid stories for the low, low price of your firstborn children. o(*^▽^*)┛

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Ever since Twilight entered the mirror portal for the very first time, a question has been burning at the back of her head...

Why the heck do humans have such long legs?

Actually, make that two questions.

Can they give her some of their height?

Warnings: OOC Twilight, the brutal murder of the random tag, and the risk of your knees being stolen tonight by none other than Twilight Sparkle herself.

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Comments ( 14 )

What in the world. Did I. Just read.

This was more random than I expected it to be, and I appreciate you, the author, for it. Thank you for creating this piece of insanity that will forever float in the vast sea of randomness called the internet.

Have an up-doot. :moustache:

"We've always been in high school, and we always will be..."

And what, Celestia is some kind of AI or fairy? Pff, please.

... and Sweetie Giraffe.

:rainbowhuh:

your rights to grow facial hair for the next three months

How does that even work in equines

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Turns out it does (at least in the traditional human sense)

It's also somehow related to temperament

"We've always been in high school, and we always will be..."

Kkkkkkkkkk....creeped out.........

You know how the universe is a hologram and reality an illusion? Good cause you got reviewed!

Easy, humans are endurance runners.

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