Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five foot could do,
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned-up nose, turned-down hose,
All dressed up in fancy clothes
Has anybody seen my pal?

Now if you run into a five-foot-two
Covered with skin,
Diamond rings, and all those things,
Bet your life it isn't him,
But could he love, yes, could he woo,
Yes, could he, could he, could he coo!
Has anybody seen my pal?

C'mon everybody!

Five foot two, eyes of blue,

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So my artist is busy with her regular job, but I have a rough sketch of the cover art. I like it, and I am excited about the story release. So I will make a few more chapters for the story. The Aftermath of the Blanks chapter is halfway done. I will need someone to read it and double-check it for mistakes. I still am having issues posting images to the site. I am going to use a different browser and try that. Hopefully, it will work. I MIGHT need someone to make an idiot's guide on how to post

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Howdy, hi!

So I'm going to do a post mortem on Chained to the Plow as I do for my bigger stories, but for now...

I'm kind of thinking of a sequel for this story.

So, I don't like writing the Cutie Mark Crusaders... normally, but Apple Bloom kind of took my heart in this story.

So! Sequel thought because I want to write more about her.

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Today, I uploaded the second chapter of Siren Days and I feel like it's a pretty big accomplishment~ Even though the chapter is short (Expect all chapters for this short story to be short), this marks the first time I've done a POV change in my story. Don't worry, it won't happen a LOT outside of this short story, but it's still an achievement for me~ Regardless, enjoy the short upload!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/521761/2/siren-days/apple-blooms-plan

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That's the question John will have to answer, in the latest chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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With Rainbow Dash's dreams in his hands (or rather, hand) – he'll have to decide for himself, how far is he willing to go, before justice, turns into revenge.

I just started writing I'm about 200 words in and so far it's just a lil scene of Apple Bloom getting off to the idea of Diamond Tiara. I'm unsure what to write now I need ideas for where I should take the story and just overall interesting plot ideas.

Getting pretty late in the day so let me make this quick.

Crusadervania is certainly happening, but I need help picking a cover! Here's what I have planned:

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Introduction

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New Head Cannon: Cousin Orchard Blossom really exists and DOES look like Big Mac, which is what gave him the idea to dress as her.

Okay so for the last chapter its obviously going to include the final parts of the clop between Alex and the crusaders, but I decided to leave it up to ya'll who gets what. No matter what I would prefer the format to be in the following way.

One filly per fetish and the fetishes are:
1. One filly does vaginal only
2. One filly does anal only
3. One filly does both

I'll leave it to all of ya'll that are interested in voting into the outcome.

I made a new MLP-Style yesterday, being "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

After I made it, I thought I would make a fanfic out of it...

Soooo...... I DID!!

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SPOILERS!!!

is it odd for me to be happier that they kind of confirmed the death of AJ, Big Mack, and AB's parents than of their cutie marks? i mean, im happy, but not as happy as when they confirmed the death. i was actually yelling "YES!,YES!" at my screen.

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Good morning, all!

I wanted to take a moment to fill you guys in on my current and upcoming story projects. (Listed loosely in order of priority)

Pony War Academy: Chapter 3 (Ongoing series)
Orientation continues at the Pony War Academy. From the perspective of Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.
This will likely be a large story when it's finally finished, spanning many years both in story and real life.

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IN WHICH I COME OUT OF HIBERNATION
After the arctic blast, we have a warm few days, then cold again. Typical Winter here. Have Weird Al meets Weezer meets Toto:

Hopefully I still get to go to the Weird Al concert this summer. I'm concerned. Anyway, content past the jump

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Spoilers in dresses

The Plot

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IN WHICH I RETHINK MY RETHINKING
But first, on the advice of Billy, a worker at the gym I go to, I checked this band out. Enjoy.

I liked this song. Didn't like "The Way of Vikings" -- I've low tolerance for cookie monster vocals. More past the jump.

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In A Sweetie Dreamland, I just finished titling all the chapters of the Star Allies arc, and without counting the one that should come out, hopefully, tomorrow, which will be a transition chapter, the whole arc will last 16 chapters!

Also, I just finished Luigi's Mansion 3, so I'm starting to work on the sequel to Apple Bloom's Mansion. I don't know when the first chapter will come out, but I first want to finish the Star Allies arc of A Sweetie Dreamland before.

It took me a lot of time and I just hope its worth the read. As always constructive criticism is encouraged and appreciated.

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