All I have to say is prepare,
Prepare for the Applespike ship.
(I mean Apple as in applejack, not Apple bloom.)

So, we have our new 'Be Prepared'.

It does sound sorta better in some ways, Scar sounds like he's in pure rage and off his rocker even more than in the original. Bit more dramatic than the original as well. ...But at the same time, it's not as fun and menacing as the original. Nowhere near as over the top as Jeremy's original.

Compare.

I am working on the next chapter. Certain events that took place in canon did not take place in this timeline, though I will not immediately reveal which events those were quite yet. I am open to suggestions for potential crossovers.

Okay people! I'm almost done with the next chapter!

It will be published once the editing is done! Thank you for your patience!

Be ready!

IN WHICH I GET MY DUCKS IN A ROW
But first, have a promo video for PassCode's new album, which drops on Wednesday (it's coming to non-JP places too).

Okay, I've given you the amazingness that is Yuna Imada (the screamer), now on to the blog…

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Nu... no spoilers.

I see you there. Stop reading your sissy fanfiction about Fluttershy having breasts so massive that even I'm disgusted by their ballooning, gravity-defying presence and go read a real MANfiction I wrote with the one and only Bookplayer. It's got everything you need in a story. Romance, adventure, AJ slapping shit, AppleDash (almost as good as RariJack, homes. Real talk), it's a happening fic. And you should be part of that happening.

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Hey all. I don't know how many of my readers are military hopefuls, but if you are, and you live in or near NYC, this is relevant to you.

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I took precautions and now I'm prepared for the apocalypse, Metro 2033 style! I hope we have pet Fire Geckos and Cazadores! Maybe Festus will let me buy one for a bag full of Sunset Sarsparilla Star Caps...

Hey guys, this week has been pretty busy. I will be slightly late in updates until after my interview.

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Hey everyone,

I know it's been a while since I last updated. In addition to school and work, there's just been a bunch of other things happening in my personal life. One of which involves a situation similar to what happened at the tail-end of 2019 for me. Our other dog, Hunter, the half-brother of the one who died back then, seems like he's reached the end of the line.

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It's that time to reveal who our girls are going up against individually! Head down below to check out who Applejack will be facing off against!

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Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.

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Once again, the stars are right.
And Fimfiction is at the very epicenter of fanfic unrest.
Authors rally to their twisted horsewords,
And notifications post in anticipation of the coming chapters.
Far below, lie many comments
Arguing to the rhythm
Of OTP.

I will begin posting my horsewords within the next 24 hours. And nopony will be safe... from the Ponest Dungeon.

Happy New Year, all!

So I've managed to be pretty productive over winter break here, haven't I? Sorry about that six week absence back in the Fall, I had some issues with my right forearm that I was trying to get under control. I'm still seeing a doctor about it, but it's seeming like a minor issue, fortunately.

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It comes sooner than you think...

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To make a long story short, I was listening to some music, and a rather... unusual song popped up. Said song gave me some... unusual ideas regarding a certain story of mine, which is already well outside my writing comfort zone. So I thought to myself "Sure, why not throw this in, too? It's not like it was the most coherent of stories to begin with."

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When I issued a writing challenge to myself at the beginning of the month, I only foresaw one life event that would impose on my writing time.

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