Matt Willis had always loved dull Moscow with its embarrassed, envious estuaries. It was a place where he felt sneezy.

He was a peculiar, energetic, cocoa drinker with ginger legs and wobbly eyebrows. His friends saw him as a gleaming, gentle giant. Once, he had even helped a foolish injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Matt walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. The clouds danced like loving rabbits.

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Finished my latest audio reading in the past 24 hours: Greenback's 'Twilight vs Barbara, Queen of the Communists'. Follow the link to the full playlist below:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0J0lDyiktR4DV8gpWGvy2xLihUmftE0r

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I’m playing a little fast and loose with the schedule this week, but as of writing this, I have a contest deadline to race, RL friends to meet, and a performance of Khan! the Musical to see with my mom as a belated Mother’s Day gift, so reviewing a pony novel isn’t feasible.

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Stuff is happening. New drafts. New edits. Follow me on Twitter for more frequent updates like this one.

Holy shit, guys. The 31st of this month marks the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of my starting What They Expect to Give.

...FUCK.

A slice of life Derpy one shot. She's gotta make those deliveries.

EThe D.H Postal Company

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

"No letter that can be sent deserves to go undelivered." ─ D.H Postal Company motto.

• Alt. Universe
• Derpy

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So I recently contributed a chapter to NavelColt's community fic, "Diaries of a Zephyrwing!"

Go check it out!

EDiaries of a Zephyrwing

• MLP Gen 5
• Comedy
• Slice of Life
• Anthology

My name is Zoom Zephyrwing, and I'm a core member of Her Majesty's guard units. If you think my job sounds boring, you'd be dead wrong.

• Pipp
• Zipp
• Queen Haven
• Thunder
• Zoom

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I hesitate to even suggest you grab your favorite beverage, you're just gonna skim this one. But, if you're game:

Source

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Thanks to the work of Flash Frame, you now have a list to go by. Introducing:

By this you will know who may be a target, who may be safe and who you may never see again. She's spent a long, painstaking time to get this together, but I'll let her tell you about it:

A note from the desk of Flash Frame.

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Spoilers in your shoes. So funny. Much laughs.

No, seriously. Not that funny an episode. This is because, like Twilight, we're left out of the loop.

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Heh. Pony in space is awesome.

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I'm so making Obabscribbler's OC and a bunch of other pegasister's OC's do this. Hee hee hee!

InkRose98

Look at her 'Awesome Stuff People Have Made For Me!' section and see if you notice a picture with a certain anthro white pegasus in it surrounded by four other well-known OC mares...

Also, InkRose98 sent me a comment a while ago saying that she would totally do it with Unique. How's that for a response?

Rotorix's avatar may be awesome, but it looks like my dude is the sexiest. Hi Ho!

"Please, just give yourself up!"
"Why are you doing this? What the hell's going on?"
"We don't have a choice - believe me, if we did, we wouldn't be in this situation!"
"Look, Ari, I can help! I just need to--"
"Sunny, believe me...we were damned a long time ago."

One, I'm putting Second Contact on hiatus for a while. I just need a break from brainstorming and trying to figure out how I'm going to write myself out of the corner I managed to write myself into in the first place. I don't need that kind of headache right now.

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Ah, Valentine's Day. A day for spending lovey-dovey time with the love of your life... or, if you're like me, staring at a laptop screen wondering where it all went wrong.

Anyway, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, it's time I asked you all a question. A question that has been in this fandom for nearly half a decade.

Gay horse?

Or lesbian horse?

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Now, I like The Clone Wars TV series, and I'm still griping about how shitty Disney was when they cancelled it, but I do like Revenge of the Sith, because Anakin goes full maniac later on in the movie, and the dumb love story, eh.

Although, sometimes I do wonder how different the prequel movies would've been if George didn't surround himself with Yes Men, eh.

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About one year ago, I had the exceptionally bright idea of taking a random sample of all stories published to Fimfiction at the time and attempt to find something significant to say about them. Whether by suggesting what genres get the most views, or what sells the most, or what stories this fandom was lacking. Come to think of it, I'm really not sure why I chose to begin such an endeavor in the first place. Probably because I thought it was fun (for a given definition of "fun").

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I know there's going to be a point at work where after quick pace manual labor I'll just be sitting around for a bit waiting.

Wonder how hard it would be to write a Cardboard Box chapter on a phone?