Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Contest 2020
*WINNER*

TAway

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Slice of Life

A unicorn with an unwanted special magical talent isolates herself on a remote hillside, away from other ponies, for their sake and hers.

• Death
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

The Cloptimist · 8.2k words  ·  110  4 · 1.6k views

Well, I guess now I can officially put "Award-Winning Writer" on my business cards without getting in trouble with the trading standards people.

....Excuse me a moment.

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HO! HO! HO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY HELLO THERE...I'M OL' SAINT NICK...YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM THAT FAT FUCK FROM THE COCA-COLA BOTTLES EVERY YEAR! AND IF NOT...THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH!...

I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 29 DAYS AWAY...BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL HAVE A SURPRISE EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT COMING THIS CHRISTMAS EVE!...

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...for the 100 episode of MLP? Cuz mine is. But, I'm guessing that by the time y'all read this, the episode will have aired. Oh well. See y'all tomorrow!

By the way, for those who won't be watching, I may do a review on it.

And no, it's not clickbait.

Wow! A post about Mykan that is not a critique of his series or a link to an mst or a response post! make a wish people.
No, I still don't like the guy (I blocked him) but one has to give credit where is due.

While he is known for hating giving characters complex personalities because they hold back the plot, he, perhaps unwillingly ,wrote an actual complex character.
Who is this complex character?

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Hi,
Tomorrow, I have my final checkup regarding the surgery. While the tumor is out, and I am in remission, this checkup is just going to tie up all of the loose ends.

In other news, I will be going on holiday to see my grandparents for Passover. I'll be gone (and offline) from 4/12 to 4/25.

To people who I was friends with on Discord who wanted to know where I went, I deleted the account for privacy concerns. Apparently Discord isn't the most secure platform...

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So I decided today to post my Rainbow Dash flying speed findings on Reddit, and in doing so I noticed a really big, stupid mistake I made.

Remember how 28mph sounded really slow?

Well, it turns out I accidentally counted the time per lap as 11 seconds, but looking at the footage again it's more like 4. I have no idea how that happened, but I'm really surprised none of us caught it sooner.

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Thinking about that animation and song made me realized just how great it would be if we had an episode that touched upon how Celestia felt when she had to banish her own sister to the moon. In case any of you that might be reading this has not seen Lullaby For A Princess (as unlikely as that is) you need to see it. You don't have to be caught up on the show or anything to understand it, so there are few reasons not to. I think it would be amazing if the show showed how Celestia dealt with

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Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

Sometime today I'll be posting a chapter from two stories to show my thanks to you all for sticking by me. I would have put up three chapters to get one story finished, but I didn't have the chance to have the last chapter get a look. So maybe soon I'll put up that chapter as an early "White Christmas" gift.

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(Some sooner than others.)

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This chapter so far outside of like 1100 words setting up the whole going to the Acres to help Applejack for Cider Season cause in the story its October (that does mean that if this unless goes on long enough Halloween chapter, but I digress) so outside of the whole thing here we have a hardcore look into Applejack- which at this point I thought should be necessary cause well I've written a lot of Twilight and Pinkie stuff and get what they are doing in the story but that boils down to in

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21 more days before hunting season...

It's not as bad as it sounds! Really, it isn't! Please just read this, and you'll know exactly what's happening. You're probably freaking out as to why, I, an author who updates like a fucking madman is announcing that there is going to be a hiatus of any kind, and what exactly it covers in my writing, and of course, to when it will end.

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The Fixer, a Berylverse story

After the eventful summer that found Sable Loam involved with warring mercenary factions and the very firmaments of the universe, the ex-army school teacher finds himself becoming the Admiral of the newly ascended Princess Sunset Shimmer's fledgling guard: the new SIRENs. Between that and his job at Equestria County Alternative High, Sable hardly has any time for a personal life.

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And it's hilarious, so much so, I just have to share it.

Linkity-Link!

Not made by me, obviously, so credit where credit's due.

My best online friend has started a YouTube gaming channel and despite it being a little bit cringe I’m still going to support him. And I hope you all will too.
Link to his channel: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCfp7FwQOK1Jja9hxNslmq_Q

If you thought it was an original song, then look what Charmx, who I am subscribed to, just reacted to not so long ago...

Now, the person who made the Sonata version COULD have gotten permission to use the original song, I've not checked, but still...the next time you see another MLP video get loads of views, look a little deeper and see if the video is really all of their work.

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