Mission Log 01 · 8:58pm Jun 23rd, 2015
Day #4,873.
Things are looking dire.
Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:
I promptly burst into peals of laughter.
Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.
Captain TMF, signing out.
Bananas are shaped like dicks. That makes you gay for eating one. Science, you see.
3175114 But I'm a girl. (And I never ate it. )
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Oh. Right.
3175137 Nice avatar, by the way.
So is everyone in your family sick except you? Ha, know how that feels.
3175182 Well, my mom just got home. I don't think she's sick, but at the time I was the only healthy person in the house. (Must be all the chocolate I eat! )
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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3175257 Okay! utahvalley360.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Penguin-you-didnt-see-anything.gif
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3175283 Wat
This looks like the log of a character from The Walking Dead
3175339 Maybe it is... Maybe I have been lying to you all... Maybe I currently have seconds left to liveeeee...
3175347 (Pulls out shotgun) Not my brains, you rotting pile of meat!
3175482 Ha, you don't have any!
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3175618 *claps*
I FEEL YA!!!!
3175667 We're all dead now.
3175621
:'(
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Ours is an existential sorrow...a caustic, black cloud of pain that floods the jaundiced corridors of our brittle, ebon veins.
3175532 ...For your information, I have plenty of brains. In fact, I am so intelligent that my brain became too large for my head. As a result, a large portion of my brain left my body several years ago and became a separate entity.
(Meanwhile, with a separate piece of brain)
Twilight: I'm telling you, Shiny! That school is lying above some sort of interdimensional rift in the time-space continuum!
Shining: Oh sure, Twilight. What else, are you a piece of brain that became so intelligent that it separated form its host and gained autonomy? You've certainly got the brains for that.
3175761 Of course! You must, however, remember to use these powers for good, not evil.
3175721 Yes, it's terrible.
3177925 As you wish...
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You've been hiding from the zombies a long time
3178230 Yes, yes I have. It is a hard task.
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3178288 But you've survived, so good for you
3178511 WHY?
3178523 Thank you. It is thanks to waffles.
3178557 Good. May the waffles be with you.
3179380 May the pancakes be with you.
3179401 Hooray!
3179412 French toast next!
3179725 Om nom nom
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3175687 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Paris boy would be so upset
3181484 WHHHHHY?!I have no idea who you're talking about XD
3180607 Yummy!
3182168 I know!
3181599 The one who's coming back from Paris...HOW DID YOU NOT GET IT?!
3188160 Oh yeah! Is he back yet?
3188178 Soon...not yet...but very soon
my summer is ruined
3188181 I'm gonna walk up to his house and give him the giant cookie I baked earlier, and not you or G-boy.
3188187 HAHAHAHAHA YESS
You're totallygo nna go to G-boy's house
3188199 Noooooooo Totally not.
3188212 Yeah totally
3188219 I mean, that's just ridiculous! secure.static.tumblr.com/39bfd55cbc3ebc87ab280fd22b6275b6/pvtdzrx/N6lnizq3s/tumblr_static_28fiwh9yffwgwc040k4ks04gc_640_v2.gif