She is the princess of the sun, she holds all her little ponies in her heart. She has shielded Equestria for at least a thousand years. When the lord of chaos enslaved the ponies with his unrule of chaos, she stood with her sister and tricked the trickster. When the dark unicorn enslaved the crystal ponies she banished the dark lord but was unable to save the crystal ponies. And when her sister succumbed to nightmare and darkness, she turned her greatest weapon against her own flesh and

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Image Source: MLP: FIM; S3,E13

FUN FACT: Before 2010, when My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic first aired, there was no such thing as the Sun or the Moon. Without the sunlight necessary for photosynthesis, there were no plants and no farms. We humans survived on a diet of rocks, and sometimes resorted to cannibalism when we got bored.

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As my follower, you get an early access to my stories before I even publish them.

The story is complete, and I shall publish it 3 days from now on Sunday 2015.08.30.

I’ve made it as good as I can by self-editing it about a hundred times and using all of the following tools:
http://auto-reviewer.appspot.com
http://www.reverso.net/spell-checker/english-spelling-grammar
http://www.onlinecorrection.com
http://www.spellcheck.net/
http://www.slickwrite.com

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Chris does thoughtful, extended reviews on his blog, One Man's Pony Ramblings. He finally reviewed one of my stories at length: Ramblings on Mortality Report. So what happens when Minnesota Nice meets Bad Horse?

Well, he didn't like it very much:

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How fattening do you think Celestia's cakes are?

Low fat, medium fat, high fat?

Other level fat? (state in post)

Would you be brave enough.... or stupid enough to challenge Princess Celestia to a wrestling match? (note you have been her friend for at least a year)

What do you think her reaction would be? Would she straight up pin you down then and there? Or would she be a little more playful, half heartedly wrestle you while laughing and possibly let you win?

So I was browsing the wonderful world of youtube and came across this wonderful video about Celestia. Celstia was always my fave Princess now it's 100% she'll never be topped.

Has Princess Celestia been getting bigger over the seasons?

How big would Princes Celestia be if the average pony was the size of an african elephant?

Would see be too big?

There are times during the editing process when the Muse of What Was That? strikes with all the force of an Orbital Friendship Cannon. I'm helping Winston (who is an excellent writer) edit a futuristic history of how Equestria was started similar to the excellent Days of Wasp and Spider by Luna-tic Scientist, and the Muse Moose made an unscheduled visit to

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What would happen if you sent this letter to Princess Celestia?

Dear Princess Celestia,

You have gotten far too thin and need to eat a lot more fattening cake.

Sincerely,

(Your Name).”

She's still sweet and lovable Princess Celestia, just bigger than the Omniverse.

So, would you give Omniversal Celly some love?

Sunset Shimmer has grown and changed from who she was. For a long time she's kept to her own path through life in the human world and kept her silence from across the painful rift of guilt and shame that separates her from Princess Celestia.

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I'm writing Chapter 5 now. I've got some done but it will probably be Monday when I finish it as I'm working at the weekend.

Well, so I was riding home from work yesterday, and this line from DBZ Abridged kept running through my mind. By the time I got home a story had formed in my head, so I quickly booted up the desktop and hammered out the entire thing at one go. It has just been submitted for approval.
Hopefully it will go over better than the fourth Zecora story did.

Hey!

Those returning from some of my older stories might see a new one just went up. I've been kind of a lazy shit until recently and this is part of that. There are a couple things coming down the line, but the idea behind Out of Time would not leave me last night as I tried to sleep. So I stayed up. And wrote the entire thing in five hours.

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Just released a new chapter. Young Celestia wakes to find herself in big trouble thanks to a certain cad. The technical term in the writing biz is "worsening." That's when everything looks to be getting better, or at least under control, but then another obstacle comes along and trips up the hero.

Celestia is the pegasus from the Tristar Pictures' logo before she became an Alicorn and before she got her cutie mark.

We all hide something behind a mask. No matter who you are, and what you do, there are things you regret, things you would do differently, things... you don't share with the world.

If the life of an average person has some secrets, imagine how many skeletons Celestia – an immortal twelve-hundred years old ruler – must keep in her closet.

James is about to dig some out...

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

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A celstia. ALSO, Congrats to my friend kudz to getting better! I wish i could've done more.