Would you be brave enough.... or stupid enough to challenge Princess Celestia to a wrestling match? (note you have been her friend for at least a year)
What do you think her reaction would be? Would she straight up pin you down then and there? Or would she be a little more playful, half heartedly wrestle you while laughing and possibly let you win?
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Why would I bother to challenging her to such a thing if I knew I'd win?
Winning for the sake of winning brings no honour only disappointment and shame.
But if I had to challenge her to a wrestling match, because of either a deference of opinion leading to conflict or a slight that must be righted, then the gloves are off the pain trains coming and it ain't got no damn brakes.
There would be no cheating, because there'd be no rules.
The arena would be set up long before I even challenged her, within it everything I could use to win hidden.
Anything and everything would be planed for.
And if I was lucky and the "princess" was overconfident I could manipulate her into giving herself limitations like "no magic" and/or "no wings" without even her even considering the need to put limitations on me.
These limits are not set to make it easy to beat her but that when she forgoes them I can state that she is disqualified, and that I win by default.
And if she then protests to that statement I shall say
"if you didn't want to lose then you shouldn't have thought that no matter the circumstance you could not lose to me."
Then I'd dance my way out of the arena... And set off the explosives underneath the sand of the arena, leaving a shocked ash covered pegacorn to watch as I continued to dance into the distance.
I'd say she'd definitely try to make it a playful thing, which just makes it all the sweeter, once the tickling starts.
I'm sure she's stronger than me, so I'd let her play the mischievous dove for a little bit, before I rush in full strength, and get her under the armpit!
She won't know what hit her until she's wriggling underneath my depth Human fingers.
After this though, its a coin flip of what happens:
She could turn the tables, if we didn't set any ground rules beforehand and she has magic. OR I could get her long enough for a 5 second pin.
Ir really depends on her mood.
No. I like living.
Depends on how big she is
4375410 Righteous man!
Her reaction would depend on what kind of relationship I'm having with her at the time,
I wouldn't be stupid enough to seriously challenge her If I could help it tho.
4375410 Only one thing, that kind of confrontation shouldn't be called wrestling, that would be more like grappling or a street fight in that case.
~Leonzilla
4375713 maybe. It really depends on ones definition of the word and that changes with a persons location.
To me, wrestling is just a fight or an all out brawl that is agreed upon by all party's involved before any fighting starts.
For example, two guys agreeing to 'take this outside' and having themselves a drunken fist fight.
4375764 yeah, but I consider wrestling to be a confrontation that involves no punches, just grabbing in an Olympic format which is done on a circle, or slamming your opponent with your body in free wrestling which is done in a square ring with ropes like boxing.
Perhaps definition wrestling by those sports events would be more appropriate because that's were the word is most often used and has no substitutes unlike street fighting which goes by many names.
Formal wrestling places are different becauce they have rules and sanctions. They rarely leave the wrestlers lose to do whatever for they could very easily severely injure or even kill each other in those sircumstances. Restricted fighting makes for a far more digestible and therefore appealing entertainment after all.
~Leonzilla
I would give me hot dog suit and web shooters and i'll go all in.
No thank you. I'd rather wrestle with a Manticore.
Celestia is an Alicorn, a virtual horse Goddess, I have 0% chance to even lay a scratch on her.
Plus she'd kill me with her enormous, jiggly, round, firm, pert, and velvety pony rump.
I would wrestle her in tha bed not a real wrestle I will get smashed by them tits
4375785 your definition differs from mine yes.
And you are correct that if this were a 'formal wrestling match' I highly doubt the judges would let someone set up explosives underneath the ring.
But this would be neither a formal wrestling match nor would there likely be any judges.
And as for a more restricted match being more entertaining for spectators, who cares? The entertainment of the crowd would not be important in a fight for bragging rights.
If there even was a crowd to begin with.