Story preview: Celestia Sits on Fluttershy’s Face · 7:21pm Aug 19th, 2015
As my follower, you get an early access to my stories before I even publish them.
The story is complete, and I shall publish it 3 days from now on Sunday 2015.08.30.
I’ve made it as good as I can by self-editing it about a hundred times and using all of the following tools:
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http://www.reverso.net/spell-checker/english-spelling-grammar
http://www.onlinecorrection.com
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http://www.slickwrite.com
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http://www.grammarcheck.me/
But you don’t care about any of that, do you? You’re here for my story, right? Well, I shan’t keep it from you. Here's your early access:
Celestia Sits on Fluttershy's Face
If anything, at all, irks you, please right click it and select ‘comment’. I’m at the point where I can’t see my own mistakes anymore. I need you to lend me your eyes. Mark the weak spots, so I can fix them. Thank you.
In case you have any other questions or remarks, post them below, as per usual.
Edit 1:
Your story Celestia Sits on Fluttershy's Face has failed moderation on FimFiction for the following reason: Your cover art is considered NSFW.
Edit 2:
Your story Celestia Sits on Fluttershy's Face has failed moderation on FimFiction for the following reason: You have not made the required changes since this story was previously failed. This is your first warning of three. If you continue to resubmit this story without making the requested changes, you will risk having your story removed without further notice.
But I did... I did make the changes! 
Oh, dear! I click the link to your story and all that comes up is that picture of our very lovely but embarrassed Fluttershy.
3332033 Thanks for letting me know. I had it linked wrong. Click again.
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It works now!
Well, that's, um... A different story, to be sure!
3332263 Do you like it? I put my soul into it.
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I suspect it wasn't your soul you so forcefully thrust into that story but more like the meaty parts spoken of in your weird and charming tail... er, tale. Can you say BA! NA! NA!
(Don't kill me!)
3333474 You're right. It was probably the lower part of my soul that's in there. Still, I managed to end it on the happy note. The banana didn't sustain any permanent damage.
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Yes! True! Therefore you can proudly claim: "No bananas were harmed in the making of this story!"
However, as I read on, I kept wondering... "Why couldn't her itch have been in her VAGINA instead and why was it not ME instead of Fluttershy and why wasn't I born with a nose like Cerano De Bergerac?!
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It would break the story. She'd just use the banana.
The story was inspired by the picture. If it was you in that picture it would have been another story.
and why wasn't I born with a nose like Cerano De Bergerac?!
photos.travelblog.org/Photos/7325/164402/f/1205551-Cerano-de-Bergerac-0.jpg
Some are blessed with a marvelous nose, and some are not.