My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E00 undefined | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 1:15pm April 4th
Nothing like a snail to the face to start a day.
Zipp is either on too many meds or off her meds.
Zipp flies through the glass without breaking it. This truly is tripping.
I forget, why is Misty with the Mane 5 again?
There must be something in the air since everypony is euphoric.
"Somepony is missing." - No, Sunny, there's one too many. Misty, pack your bags.
Why doesn't Hitch sleep with them? What's the point of a harem if no male can enjoy it?
That must have taken 1-2 hours to bake all that stuff. And everypony just waited?
Sunny gives everypony diabetes with all the sugar.
Two horned ponies and they fail at basic levitation.
Should have used sticky hooves like Hitch. Man, I hate the lazy animation.
Flesh mob? - mob, mob, angry mob... Oh, it's a different kind of mob this time?
Windy is Sunny's slave now? Since when?
Zipp, the future queen, apparently does deliveries?
Pipp creates a Supersaian Rainbow Dash.
And everypony farts fireworks? Zipp, what are you on? I want some of that.
Allura also tries to go super Saiyan but fails. Should have visited Pipp's salon.
Izzy has only been up for like two hours and is already sleep-deprived, for some reason.
Izzy is disapoint because she stopped hallucinating. I guess Zipp stole all her happy pills.
Izzy goes full-on Rarity.
Writers have writer's block, so they decide to make an episode about writer's block.
Izzy apparently has an ongoing heart attack.
Sunny watches a foal drown from the shore. Obviously, she doesn't want to just stand around while that is happening, so she sits down and eats popcorn.
Blocky walky is like Misty... being Misty.
Misty, you didn't just feel hopeless, you are hopeless.
Allura uses magic solely because magic is cool. - I like her.
Allura has been in Mare Time Bay for like a year now, and only now has she found a place to sleep.
Izzy goes away all on her own.
I wish Misty went away.
"Being alone isn't always a bad thing." - You're right, Misty. Go be alone somewhere away from here.
Misty hears voices in her head. - That explains so much!
"Let's send Izzy some wishes and prayers instead of helping her." - Misty, you're so stupid.
Izzy disturbs a pony in her alone time.
After consuming magic mushrooms, Izzy jumps off the cliff and dies.
Oh, she actually fell prey to a dragon. I guess she has a use after all, even without her inspiration.
Izzy feels happy, knowing that her suffering will finally come to an end.
Alas, dragons have other plans with her.
"Crystal B, you think of everything." - Who's Crystal B?
Izzy has a meeting with semen. I mean seapony, that's a more appropriate word. - My Grammarly disagrees, though. Apparently, weaponry is the word I'm looking for...
Laughter is magic? - I'll remember to laugh when I see the world burn.
Izzy learns how to make a ponytail.
And suddenly things just start to materialize out of thin air// water. - I sense a glitch in the matrix.
And then things explode.
Izzy enters Fallout Equestria. She thinks it's cool.
Izzy achieves her final form.
Nova Charm steals cutie mark magic and then suicides itself and then scatters itself on random objects. Okay, but why?
Wait, Allura is stuck? She came here by herself. If she wanted to stay at the North Pole, she could have just stayed there.
"It's breathtaking; no, you're breathtaking!"
"Misty, I know you're fat already, but here, have some more popcorn. Get thicc."
First, they steal Sprout Cloverleaf's factory, now they steal an amusement park?
So, err, ponytails are magic, apparently.
"How about a Borring Trot?" - Worst name ever.
Lessons of the day: Consume lots of sugar. Suicide is fun. Drugs are magic. Stealing is cool.
Nice review. 10/10 on the Trollness Scale.
5775317 I do try.