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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Mar
14th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E09 Cracked It | Full Episode MLP G5 (My commentary) · 1:43am March 14th

We start with Sunny abusing her godly powers. Not sure why she needs rollers if she's flying everywhere.
Apparently, all smoothies are now free. She used to charge a ton for them.
I wonder what would happen if she put on a normal helmet without a hole for a horn. Would the horn grow in the other direction?
Forget about🎶My bananas♫ meme video. This is the newest one.
There's so much blood on the egg. I didn't even know a pony could hold so much blood inside. Either way, RIP, Sunny.
I see Misty is still a cleptomaniac. She apparently stole the magic book from the backroom.
Wait, Sunny is still alive?
Oh, she has brain damage. She must have pushed the horn into her skull.
Fire hawk? You mean a Fenix, stupid Misty?
Hitch has a fetish for eggs and wants to give them some loving. His words, not mine.
Wait, I was joking. Apparently, it's no joke.
So, we got another Tree of Harmony. Just that it's an egg?
Misty is too smol.
All Hitch's hooves are locked in place. He's now defenseless in his position.
Nopony needs Sunny anymore, apparently. The egg can hatch without her.
I love how happy Misty is about releasing the Fire Hawk that will destroy the world. I guess she just wants to finally be put out of her misery.
Sunny only gets one hoofprint.
Enjoying the view from down below, Misty? Now we know what you're truly after.
Celestia, is that you?
Oh, it's just a stupid bird.

Celestia?
Misty is not happy that the world isn't burning yet. She tries to make the Armageddon Bird angry by destroying its eggs.
The bird turns into a bomber. Now we know what caused the previous extinction event.
Sunny is still brain-dead.

Comments ( 4 )

*Sunny makes a pun and it turns to her friends*

Hey, an error by the sound department. Izzy's clapping, but there's no sound indicating this. Even Hitch and Pipp are looking at Izzy like they don't share her enjoyment.

Pipp: That looks totally gorge. Hmm... something's missing.

©

Sunny: We didn't need his help cracking the case anyway.

Enough with the yokes.


Fire hawk? You mean a Fenix, stupid Misty?

What's the talk? Fire hawk.
Where'd it come? Eggmund, my chum.
Is there more? Chocolate galore.
What's this bit? From a skit.

5772262 The production of this show really has become soulless. The complete opposite of how G4 started.

I wonder if Sunny will ever be the same again after the crash. Maybe this is the new Sunny from now on. She will become the master of cringe.

I do have to wonder how the rabbit managed to create a bird like that. Is he God?

Fire hawk? You mean a Fenix, stupid Misty?

No, not a Fenix. A phoenix. :derpytongue2:

5773101 Oh, no! I'm almost as stupid as Misty!

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