If you sent this letter to Princess Celestia?

What would happen if you sent this letter to Princess Celestia?

Dear Princess Celestia,

You have gotten far too thin and need to eat a lot more fattening cake.

Sincerely,

(Your Name).”

Comments

[rikusorasephiroth]

I'd wait until she's read it before I walk up to her and say, "Move your fat arse, you're blocking my view of your hot sister!", before laughing at her confusion.

[Silent Echo]

Hoppfully i get a big hug and i get to look at her butt.

[KaBar42]

Two things.

She'd either come to prove she isn't skinny by killing me with her ass, at which point I would proceed to get into a gun-fight with her for my life.

Or, since we're at the point in our relationship where we can comfortably insult each other, she'd send me a letter calling me a faggot and telling me to shut my whore mouth, at which point we'd just start flinging shit and memes at each other.

[Tyrannosaurus_Tux]

Confusion.

[LtMajorDude]

Nothing, because she's a fictional cartoon character that doesn't exist in real life.

Uh, I mean, she'll murder my guts.