And the "F" doesn't stand for Father...

(But in all seriousness, everyone have an incredible Father's Day! Take this day to realize your dad has worked hard to get you where you are now, and you should appreciate that more than anything in the world.)

Just a quick note.

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Dearest Dads everywhere,

Thank you for all that you have done,
For not without you and mum, you would have no son,
And so, I thank you, Daddy, for being there for me and for bringing me up to be a macho man,
One day, I hope to grow up to be as manly and as hairy as you, both upstairs and downstairs,
But I seriously hope I don't get any grey hairs, for I would rather go bare,
Dads are for sharing a pint with and for having a friend to enjoy life with,

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Yeah, sorry but I couldn't resist. Anyways, so I have returned from my trip through the south and all that. Firstly, the duel Curt-Town/Skynyrd concert rocked as much as I was expecting it to. I'll try and post pictures and videos of it and some of the many sights I saw through out Georgia, Tennessee and Alabama. Although, considering me and my luck with posting pictures, I can't make any promises.

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Hello, everyone who might care to read this.

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So yeah, I'm not dead, and I didn't stop writing. But I did have almost an entire year that I was working overtime almost every day. So yeah, it was a bit rough for a while and I didn't have a whole lot of free time. I still wrote when I could, but then my other problem came into play. I've got almost thirty chapters, probably around 200,000 words or so written... spread through about seven or eight different stories.

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Help Me Choose a Phone!

Hello friends, I seek phone advice. TL;DR: should I get this phone for $210: https://iiif150.com/products/r2022-octagon-warrior

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If you want some lighthearted wackiness, I'd really suggest checking out the story below. It's the first full-length story that someone has written based on a story I wrote! The story that inspired this one is Scrambled Serenity which is why I've tagged it after so long. For folks who want to re-read Scrambled Serenity and its canonical sequel, I have revised and cleaned up both. You'll be able to get those in printed form one day. The fan-story is a multi-chapter, so be sure to

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So I am officially a father. YAY! And I couldn't be more proud of my newborn son. Although he was born 9 weeks early (c section due to preeclampsia and toxemia in my wife) He is growing up healthy and strong. His current stats 3 weeks 2 days old. 15 and 1/2 inches long, 3 pounds 14 ounces. I have started a gofundme for him so that we can have some money to finish his nursery. If you guys wouldn't mind helping me out I would appreciate it highly.

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Eeyup, incest porn everywhere.

What's going on, everyone?

I'm gonna try to hype my newest story coming out, called "On Target." It's a kind of bittersweet sad/slice of life story that I've been working on for quite a while now. I really enjoyed writing it and I think it's my best work yet.

And I'm gonna give you guys a little glimpse at it!

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tl;dr I'm giving out prize money for a contest! Details below in the needlessly long and elaborate blog post.

Hi guys.

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(The vast, vast majority of this journal is lifted from a discussion I had with saturdaymorningproj, separated by an entire year, over on their DA journal for Father Knows Beast. Reading and exchanging thoughts has been an inspiration for me, so I need to credit them.
---Season 8--Episode 24---

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Hey fellas, I've got not one, but two clopperiffic Father's Day specials lined up for ya'll! The big day is on the 19th. I had a fic already written for it that I started that day last year and has been sitting on tge back burner waiting for release, but I wanted to get shit moving again writing-wise, so I wrote a second special just for all of you! I hate having had this big-ass delay in writing for a long while, but now that I have free time again, I've been picking up the hobby again

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Hmmmmm....

LIFE POINTS: 8000

I would say I'm surprised at Twilight. She of ALL would've known their wings are different, and worse... she admits it AFTER the foul ups (And doesn't even bother to hold Spike with her magic so he doesn't crash and hurt himself!!)

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

We all make mistakes, but that was totally inexcusable.

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Search under users, then click 'sort by' stories. You will see me... Bendy, I am number 2. I am beaten by TheEvilCookie. The user seems to be gone. But I don't know if I can spam past 432 stories. Maybe if I keep spamming Anon fics.

This is me in a nutshell.

Curious title here. Alphabittle is more likely to be a groom than father of the bride… which would put Misty and Zipp in the fascinatingly awkward position of being step-sisters. But we’re sadly not getting that. Not yet anyway.

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