FATHER KNOWS BEAST (Review) · 3:34am Sep 2nd, 2018
Hmmmmm....
LIFE POINTS: 8000
I would say I'm surprised at Twilight. She of ALL would've known their wings are different, and worse... she admits it AFTER the foul ups (And doesn't even bother to hold Spike with her magic so he doesn't crash and hurt himself!!)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800
We all make mistakes, but that was totally inexcusable.
"They don't?!" Of course they don't Spike... remember DRAGON QUEST!! You slept on piles of treasure, and bathed in pools of lava...
Forget it, he'll never learn.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600
Hmm... Sludge? Well it's just a name (We covered this in the last blog) and naturally I can't penalize names for petty reasons like that.
-No Damage
Sludge, Spike's father...? (I saw the spoilers) but if I hand't perhaps I'd be amazed.
-No damage
Sighs! That stuttering and stammer would probably be a dead giveaway, and the gang is ignorant towards it, but since I'd only be suspicious myself (If I didn't see the spoiler early)
-No damage... Yet
Hmmm... sounds like a convincing story.
-No damage (A for effort)
Yeah... the montage... figured it was a fake Hearth's Warming.
-No damage
I really don't know how to judge Sludge's song about getting rid of things, even though it supports my ideal of getting rid of things you shouldn't have so as not to become something you don't want to or shouldn't be...
-No damage
"Some pony to show you Dragon Culture"
URRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! HE... IS... NOT... A... PONY!!!!!!!
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7600 -----> 6600
"I'm NOT your father"
Even though I already saw the spoilers, I still feel great pain for Spike (at least I GAVE him a father and story explained in Starfleet Season 5)
-No damage
"I can't believe some pony like that"
GAAAH!!!
Morons! Every last one of them!!
That's another 1000 points
LIFE POINTS: 6600 -----> 5600
I cannot believe I am saying this... but... it would've been SUPER CUTE if Spike called Twilight "Mom" just for a kick.
-No damage.
FINAL SCORE: 5600
Half and half
But seriously, can SOME ONE (Not Some PONY) fix these moron's vocabulary!!!
In real life, vocabulary is not that easily fixed. Language evolves over time. But that happens over a duration of centuries. You can't just change an aspect of an entire culture's vocabulary overnight. Even in the modern digital age, it still takes a generation for there to be a full change. As the old adage goes, "Old habits die hard."
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Doesn't mean I still can't take away points...
Besides, people keep barking at me to change what I am just like THAT any way