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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 177 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 325 views
  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 263 views
  • 30 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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    10 comments · 337 views
Aug
7th
2021

I have the second highest story count on fimfiction · 6:22am Aug 7th, 2021

Search under users, then click 'sort by' stories. You will see me... Bendy, I am number 2. I am beaten by TheEvilCookie. The user seems to be gone. But I don't know if I can spam past 432 stories. Maybe if I keep spamming Anon fics.

This is me in a nutshell.

Comments ( 7 )

I wouldn't use "Second Best" to describe your stories.

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Oh, I know. I am just being silly.

Here's an idea: "[Pony x] Reacts to [Story y]!" for all your published stories. Story count doubled to claim the spot at the top.

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Maybe....

But I wonder if the No Meta rule will apply.

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Oooh, good point. That rule is broad enough that yeah, it'd probably be applicable, especially if done in high enough numbers to put you past 432.

Man, most of the TheEvilCookie stories were bad...

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You gotta be careful with the rules.


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That is true.

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