Any thoughts?

YEP! Twilight, porn, and a guest appearance that gets more circle-jerky the more I look at it.
Jesus fucking christ, this story. Is it really that wrong to get drunk on a Monday?

Enjoy. Or don't. But I kinda think some of you might enjoy this more than others.

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Costume!

I wanted to do this whole blog thing in chronological order, but there was so much to say about making the costume I did, which I’m sure is quite the minority interest to people here mostly to hear of Aragon’s antics, that I thought it’d be better in a separate section.

So, on July 2nd, I started ordering costume stuff.

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(I consulted a staff member about making this blog and the tone I would take. It was permitted.)

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Knob: Can we have Straight Pride?

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Huh... I just realized I'm a huge dick. I'm cool with it, I'm not gonna be emo about it and hate myself because I'm a dick, but damn...

I learned about how much of a dick I am because of a simple comment. Mind you, the story I'm about to share isn't my work. It belongs to:
CandyKittenXx

Ever wondered what it's like to wake up weighing an extra 600 pounds?

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So I've completed rewriting a good portion of the first 40 chapters of A Thief's Tale, and a lot's changed. Most of the beginning chapters are twice as long as they were previously and I nae-nae'd them bitches like you wouldn't believe. That being said; should I replace the existing text, or should I post the alt-start as a new story? Max is the same guy for the most part, but the early Mane 6 are damn near completely different. The dialogue is also a damn sight better imo, but I'd like to

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Continued from part four.

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My 12th TV Show review.

Man, it feels great to reach this number. Because today, I'll be analyzing "The Dick Van Dyke Show". And as the announcer would say after saying the title, "Starring Dick Van Dyke. Rose Marie. Morey Amsterdam. Larry Matthews. And Mary Tyler Moore".

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A really good writer is doing research on fanfic site demographics. This includes gender, headcanons, and other information about users and community interaction. It's a trans-inclusive survey, so that's neato too. Participating will help this user with their PhD!

You can find it here!

It fucking sucks.

It deserved getting 0% on RottenTomatoes' website.

Avoid this film at all costs. Unless you want to torture your children with a very lackluster film with very VERY few funny jokes. I counted maybe ONE joke, but I cannot remember what it was due to the movie being so forgettable. Chris Stuckmann even shares the same view as I do.

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One of our customers has this giant, diesel, 4wd crew cab long box F250 Super Duty. It's like a 2003 or something, and it's got over 300,000 miles on it. It's also got just about every bolt on accessory that they make for those trucks. Now, I'm not talking about the silly stuff, like Pontiac's stick-on excitement from the 90s (probably most of y'all are too young to get that joke)--he's got the kind of things that are actually functional. Like a heavy-duty front bumper that is useful for

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Evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again, I am back with another movie review. And today, I’ll be reviewing one of the film industry’s timeless treasures: Mary Poppins.

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These double standards are the reason why I don't want to be in a relationship or get married. What good would it bring if these biases exist in reality? This is the perfect example of what an unfair and cruel world looks like.

I wasn't gonna continue this one, but what if Lemon and Sugarcoat invited Fleur over?

It's time for the post-con casualty report!

Scoots no! Fanning it with your wings is not helping!

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So you know how I read a lot of fanfiction? And how everything that I thumbs-up gets put into my 'Liked Stories' bookshelf?

...

I JUST HIT 3000 BABY!

Seriously, 3000 fics in my bookshelf. I do have to re-read a few of them to get caught back up, but still... THREE THOUSAND FANFICS!

I feel like I should feel like I read way to much of this shit. I don't feel like I read too much fanfiction, but I probably should.

Still though... 3000!

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 135th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Ben Stiller's "Night at the Museum".

Here's the summary of it:

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I've never tried stand-up comedy.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 155th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb".

Here's the summary of this sequel:

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