Jul
28th
2017
My review of the Emoji Movie · 9:41pm Jul 28th, 2017
It fucking sucks.
It deserved getting 0% on RottenTomatoes' website.
Avoid this film at all costs. Unless you want to torture your children with a very lackluster film with very VERY few funny jokes. I counted maybe ONE joke, but I cannot remember what it was due to the movie being so forgettable. Chris Stuckmann even shares the same view as I do.
Take it from me, people; the My Little Pony movie is going to be a freaking masterpiece compared to the Emjoi Movie. Then again, given the massive love and fanbase behind MLP, is it any surprise to you that that film will be better received?
My nieces want to see that on Sunday....please shoot me.
Yeah, I read the wikipedia summary, and frankly...
I had to go into Incognito mode on my Chrome browser because I didn't want that shit in my browser history.
Well this should come as a surprise to literally no one.
It's at 3% now.
I'm still going to see it.
If I do enjoy it, it won't be the first time I've liked a film that's disliked by the vast majority.
I'm getting serious schadenfreude from how much this movie sucks
not surprised
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Our thoughts go out to your family at this difficult time then. We pray for the safety of your nieces, for this movie will most certainly have fucked them over.
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I'd burn the computer and get a priest around to exorcise the demons if I were you. Norton AntiVirus can only do so much.
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I was too busy making gagging and vomiting sounds to notice. But I remember a talking turd voiced by Patrick Stewart.
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Considering people hated the movie months before it was to be released, you're right - it really isn't a surprise. Although I was surprised just how pointless the movie really was. I was expecting at least some kind of deep message out of it all but...no. The film could not even give me that much.
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I'll tell you now that you might get a couple of chuckles, depending on how childish your sense of humor is. I'd advise you don't into the movie for the story because it doesn't really...well, it's got a story but...it's not very good. Also this movie seems like it's trying to pander to phone apps that don't really need pandering.
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I got genital herpes from how badly this movie sucked. I didn't even ask for a blowjob either.
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Can I hear the story behind your avatar? t might prove better than the tripe I had to endure.
4616538 Went into incognito mode and read the synopsis via Wikipedia....WTF?!?! Now I might get kicked out of the movies for being on my phone but honestly, I'd rather watch talking multi-colored little horses learn about the magic of friendship than sit through this sh*tstorm!!!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! The irony of being thrown out of a movie about mobile phone apps because you were using your mobile phone apps! Priceless! The thought amuses me so! You score 100 points for Griffindor! They are no longer behind Hufflepuff!
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If I enjoy it at ALL it'll automatically be better than Fant4stic, which is my personal pick for worst movie ever.
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Oh god, I think it's really close to a tie for worst movie...but then again Fant4stic was live-action and practically killed off the first family of superheroes...hmm...that's a tough one to decide honestly.
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For quality animated movies, I'll stick with Zootopia, thanks.
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Yahoy! LONG REIGN SUPREME GRIFFINDOR! Superior over all other houses! (also, the irony indeed!)
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Oh hell yeah, that movie was cool.
By the way, I'm still working on the money for my fursuit. I'm getting close to my target. I just need to find a business to make it, or find a decent existing fursuit that I can try to modify.
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I actually read that Fox is going to make ANOTHER attempt.
Jacksfilms will be devistated.
uhh... it's called The Emoji Movie... that alone should have made you realize not to watch it.
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No way! You really think so? Oh my god I never realized a shit film would be shit!
DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO WATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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I much prefer the House of Wolves myself.
4616734 Fair enough!
4616538 I use MalwareBytes. So much better than Norton.
But JacksFilms rated it 5/5, so I have to see it!
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