Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

I've released my eggs story and it has not been well-received. But this is okay, because it is what I expected.

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WHY can't i stop COUGHING

also i had a nosebleed earlier today while playing tap together but that's not important

this cough is just a paaaain i can hardly breathe bcuz every 3 minutes i have a coughing fit

You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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Jewel tested negative for COVID, which is good enough for me to justify attending Trotcon. I don't know if I'll have time tomorrow so I hope I can meet up with everypony while I'm available.

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AJ in space? You betcha! Aj slowly going crazy? Oh yeah! Hey...I still love her! She's just going through a really hard time right now...which happens to be the rest of her life:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/334068/star-sickness

Description:

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I'm either freezing my ass of or marinating in my own sweat. Right now it's the latter. I was supposed to make an announcement today, but thankfully my friend is filling in for me. I was going to talk about how this coming Thursday is Spirit Day. Hope you guys are having a happy Monday!

I’m sick.

I’m calling this particular brand of snorting bloody mucus out of my sinuses “LineConitis.”

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is that whenever I happen to be in one of those two states I end up doing stupid or reckless things...

Just like what I'm about to do today. I'll send two new fics today to the approval queue. That way only destiny (coff coff approvers coff coff) will stop me if it's really necessary.

Anyway. these two new projects are old manuscripts I was holding back on my pc. If there are people that really like the premises of both then I will put more effort into them.

Y'know... I never really understood why people make fun of dentists "not being real doctors" until right now...

Here I was, having intense pain under my right cheek. Especially when I eat or drink hot stuff. Ibuprofen didn't help shit. The only thing that did was rinsing my mouth with cold to tepid water. Naturally, I get a dentist appointment. Next month!

Nothing to do. Just trudge on I guess...

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Hello everyone, I know it's been a while with no story things this month. But now that I'm trying to get more frequent with posts, there's going to be more. To start, here is the announcement for at least one new story. I'll just leave the cover at here and leave the rest up to your imagination:

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I've been sick for two weeks, but I'm doing better now. And I have some big news.

But first, smaller news.

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We finally got toilet paper today, we were almost out and the supermarket kept on running out. For those of you stuck at home, here's a short little something to peruse at your leisure.

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So, me and the other holdovers got back from a detail, (we had to dress up casualty manikins in uniforms and body armor).

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Yeah. I have.

And it sucks more than a cheap prostitute from Hamsterdam. Not that I would really know, I just go off rumors that my old school chums say. I doubt they ever paid to get laid.

Anyway, the flu sucks all hell. There's like a huge weight to my steps, like someone chained my legs up to boulders. I feel weird all over, and I'm sneezing so much I can't put food in the bird feed without dropping it all over the place every time I shake violently from my sneezes

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Art Inspired is in trouble due to unexpected unemployment. I don't think I remembered to signal boost them previously and the GFM they set up has achieved its goal, but it never hurts to add a little.

Now, Trotcon!

...yeah I'm going to be having a rough weekend. I can't make it there Friday.

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Estee has written a lot of stories, and I’ve ended up reviewing a lot of things they’ve written. As I was writing this, I believed that I was down to the last five (finished) stories in the Triptych verse, and so I decided to devote a review set to finishing out Estee’s stories.

Turns out I miscounted, and there’s still one more left.

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