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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Feb
28th
2017

Oh god, he's got the flu... · 10:18pm Feb 28th, 2017

Yeah. I have.

And it sucks more than a cheap prostitute from Hamsterdam. Not that I would really know, I just go off rumors that my old school chums say. I doubt they ever paid to get laid.

Anyway, the flu sucks all hell. There's like a huge weight to my steps, like someone chained my legs up to boulders. I feel weird all over, and I'm sneezing so much I can't put food in the bird feed without dropping it all over the place every time I shake violently from my sneezes

Worse still is that I can't focus properly on my animation, so I may have to add on an extra month to its making. I really hope it gets a decent number of views or else I'll just blow my brains out with next door's new revolver. 3/4 months wasted on a video that doesn't do well? That is a fate worse than death to me.

Seriously, I'll load a bullet in and the police can enjoy cleaning the brains off the walls, plus you won't hve to put up with my complaining ever again. So win win for everyone other than me. And the police.

Sorry. Maybe the cold is affecting my mood. Feeling rather bitter right now. Oh, what I would not give for a pretty woman to lay next to in my bed, snuggled up against the warmth of her skin, nestled between her bosom. Boobies. Lol ROFL Kek'l Lol.

Damn my father for bringing this flu upon me. A thousand poxes upon thee, father!

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Comments ( 8 )

Wow. And i just made soup.

Your legs are chained to my Wut? Seriously there aren't chains long enough to go from UK to OZ.

and I'm sneezing so much I can't put food in the bird feed without dropping it all over the place every time I shake violently from my sneezes

You have Bird Feeder Flu?:derpytongue2:

Think you have enough tags there Unique?

I had it last week. M'bad. Must've given it to you.

OH damn, I remember the last time I had the flu, or at least, a serious one. It was a couple years ago, and I felt just like you described. Not fun. Hope you get better soon.

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