What gun would you use to massage an overpowered pony?

"It costs $400 000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."

New human x pony story. With a big gun.

So, I've been buzzing my brain on how to realistically make the all so familiar firearms work in descriptive writing.

I've seen, heard and read some interesting depictions of this puzzle:

from just using your fetlock to pull the trigger.
wrist-mounted guns
or brandishing firearms in magic or wings
etc, etc, etc.

there is even a story that features augmentation to accommodate themselves to use guns.

then there is my vision of this gun puzzle:

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As some of y'all might recall that Aurora Dancer is based on the good ole unreliable (top heavy) Cleveland Class Cruiser. You might know that is a light cruiser. Y’all might also recall that she is classified as a Heavy Cruiser.

This is because….

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I didn't commission this but I wish I did. God Bless the Second Amendment

Saw this post at my training academy, don't care if the joke has been overused or not, I still find it relate-able, funny, and worth sharing.

Here we go:

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

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Heckler and Koch is absolutely wrong on the matter of their mag release.

The paddle mag release (Also known as the European mag release):

Is inherently inferior to a button mag release (AKA: Western mag release):

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This is wut happens if you don't fix U.S. gun laws, even the turkeys are ready for you this year.

[EDIT: See Murcushio's comment explaining why I'm wrong. He's right.]

IMHO, the only thing the Democrats have to do to win the 2024 American Presidential election and not have a civil war is to stop pushing on gun control.

IMHO, the only thing the Republicans have to do to win that election is to run anyone other than Trump.

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I went to the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot, in Kentucky.
It was too 'Merican. There was thousands of people, hundreds of guns, a gun show, napalm, etc.

I got to shoot a M1918 BAR;

A M3 "Grease Gun";

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Would you bring your overpowered pony to a firing range?

You know, to give her a massage.

The Storm Metal Gun, The prototype gun system was rated at 16,000 rounds per second or 1,000,000 rounds per minute. The gun system was developed by an Australian weapons company by the same name. and Holds the Record For Fastest Firing Weapon in the World...

Volare: this is SO COOL!

Anyone else hyped to see this movie?

You have your story scripted out to it fullest and now it is time to breath life into your work. You’ve constructed your character profiles and have built your plot. Now comes the third act twist! Your audience won’t see this coming!

...Will they?

How do you foreshadow future events while still not tipping your hand and exposing the big reveal?

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“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun.” The official line from the National Rifle Association after the shooting of Sandy Hook Elementary, this has since become standard rhetoric for pro-gun advocates. Yesterday's tragedy in Las Vegas highlights the grotesque lie of this claim. A simple question to ask any of your pro-gun acquaintances: How could ‘a good guy with a gun’ have possibly done anything to stop a man shooting down into a crowd from the 32nd floor of

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Shepherd: *Yawning, relaxing, reading a book* "Haaa... What a beautiful day..."

The Mane Six minus Twilight gallop up to him.

All: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "Hm? What is it, girls? Something wrong?"

Dash: "We need a temporary leader while Twilight's at the Crystal Empire-!"

Applejack: "But we're all votin' for ourselves-"

Rarity: "And we need you to break the tie!"

Pinkie: "Yeah!"

Fluttershy: "Um, if that's okay? I don't really want to be leader-"

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I swear to got God I will laugh and possibly like the story for it.

If Celestia commands it she will do this.