Below are two fanfic reviews based purely on the initial impressions provided by the first chapter (or first 3k words.) For an outline of what my reviewing guidelines are, go here. Please do not request reviews!

One NSFW Mature story review is below. I don't believe I can link directly to the story, even on my blog, so I linked to the author's profile instead. Just to be safe, get the deets after the break!

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I was wrong. Things got worse. Things got much worse.

My bosses decided that I was making too much per hour for the work I'm assigned to do (grunt work). In other words, I was overqualified, and they brought in cheaper help from below me. After said help was trained and their collars fitted, they saw fit to lower my wage by over five-hundred dollars less per month.

I cannot keep my apartment on such a change.

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On Adding A Patreon Or Other Donation Link To Your Profile

I wasn't sure if adding a Patreon link, donation button, or other fundraising method was allowed on the site so I sent a message to one of the site mods, asking for advice on the matter.

This was what I got in response. I am posting this for anyone who might have the same question.

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What You Can Post In Your Blogs: Answered By A Site Mod

Due to the new anti-spam blog rule that came into effect yesterday, I had some general questions about what you can and can't post in your personal blog here on the site that I asked to a site moderator.

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Original Song Parody: Trump's Orange

Sung to the lyrics of 'I'm Blue (da ba dee)' by Eiffel 65.

By: Emma Lee Downs

Yo listen up here's a story,
About a really fat guy that lives in a orange world,
And all day and all night,
And everything he sees is just orange,
Like him inside and outside,
Orange his house with an orange little window,
And an orange limo,
And everything is orange for him,
And himself and everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen.

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READ THIS FIRST! ALL PERTINENT INFORMATION ABOUT THE HARDCOVER EDITION OF THIS NOVEL IS HERE!

INSTRUCTIONS FOR ORDERING

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Just a reminder that there are 24 hours left before we close orders on the current print run for The Life and Times of a Winning Pony. If you haven't gotten your orders in yet, here's the link.

I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,

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First things first, I present Mount Book:

We're hard at work getting all the books ready to ship. I use only the finest unpaid labor from soulless minions.

Also, since lots of people were asking about it, yes. These books will be signed.

So, how well do you know your favorite, cute, little, adorable, yellow pegasus... Maybe even pony waifu?

Well, I found something that might just stock you about good old Fluttershy, find out what, below the brake...

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Cat Litter Alternatives

I've been trying out some homemade cat litter alternatives since adopting a little stray cat named Boots. I will be testing out some ideas I found on the internet. I will let you know which one works best.

Here is a list of alternative cat litters I have found by looking on various websites and forums.

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

Natural Tooth Healing

Note:

Always consult a doctor, healthcare practitioner, or dentist about which foods, vitamins, and dental routines are best for you. Never take anything that you have an allergic reaction to. There are always alternatives out there. Take everything in moderation. Never over brush or overdo any dental routine as it causes more problems than it solves.

Good Mouth Products to Buy:

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What Is Your Chinese Astrology Sign?

I'm an ox (more specifically, a wood ox). XD

Find out yours.

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I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now

This particular teaser takes a look into my plans of the much later stages of my story, "The Thug Life Chose Me", so if you don't like spoilers, I'd turn away now. Although, this one is quite... Inspirational - for me, at least. Enjoy!
Squiggly brackets + underline and quotations = lyrical inspirations

The Thug Life Chose Me: The Death Lotus Blooms

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Full Name: Teona Royal British Egg
Future Career: Voice Actress
Birthday: January 6
Relationship Status: Hostage
Height: 5'6 (around that)
Favorite Color: Purple
Girl BestFriends: Soluna (& Cindy) - Online - RDcrystalheart, NorthernLights8 & Many More. Okay, more like 7 more.
Boy Bestfriend: None - Online - Blaze (DeviantART)
In Love?: YES (with Soluna... ????)
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many?: 2-3
SnapChat: Yes, I have one.
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn ♑️

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