Nay, simply comatose. These bones of mine are rattling again if there's anyone left to hear them.

Greetings mortals!

Just wanted to give ya an update. I'm sorry no new chapter has come out yet, but I've been having a bit of a, I don't wanna say writers block, because I've known what I wanted to cover in this chapter, I've just not been sure how to approach it..

But anyway, just wanted to say the chapter is being written up now, and I've finally found the way I wanna go into it, so expect a new chapter within a few days.

Have a nice weekend!

I'm writing a new story based on an idea from Bad Dragon (Thank you, Bad Dragon). But before I get started, I need to know all of the problems with my writing from my previous stories and what I can do to avoid them if I want to be a better writer in the future.

You can either do a list or a series of paragraphs or just at least a few sentences if you want. Thank you and have a great day.

UPDATE: PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT UNSUBSCRIBE EVEN IF WE REACH OUR GOAL! We desperately need a buffer zone, and must STAY over 1K subs!
Hey, sorry for the serious blog post, especially one literally begging for help with a thing, but it's a matter that's... a little important to me. And if even 100 or 150 of you help me out with this I... well... I'll release that new story, AND I'll just be like super grateful to you. Here's the deal:

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Okay I know I've touched upon this already but omg as you keep having new ideas and drafts as stories it slowly becomes infuriating to scroll through concepts yet to be published JUST so you can reach the published stories to update. It's like I'm going slowly mad while scrolling through decrepit, stagnant stories that are left in limbo.

Anyway new chapter of Throw Away will release soon, enjoy when out!

I cant stand either fking candidate and, frankly, this election is like the montage in a post apocalyptic movie showing how the world went to heck in a handbasket. People in my family and who I care for are gunna vote Trump cause they cant stand Clinton and others are gunna vote hilary because they hate trump

Least look into their policies before you make your choices

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Yeah, the rest of Season 7 is gonna be hard-pressed to give me a better episode, in my opinion.

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Okay, so A Royal Problem is the best episode I've seen since Season 2 gave us Lesson Zero and Dragon Quest.

Normally, I don't divulge too many spoilers in these things, but there are a few things that must be talked about. Check after the break for my thoughts!

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Hey fimfiction. I was hoping I wouldn’t post again for y’all until I moved out but today was so intense I needed to vent.

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It is a clean week this time, no rumps being messy and no grass being fertilized.
Hmm... So at this rate there won't be any grass for any girls to eat next week.

There are uploads to my Furaffinity and Eka's portal accounts, but I can't link them here. Go on a journey why don't ya~.

Otherwise, wish all the readers here a fantastically Filthy Week~.

So normally I wouldn't make a blog like this since I try to stay away from drama and I've avoided talking or voicing my opinion many of the big cases Like the ToonsKriticY2K drama back 4-5 years ago or the whole Jaystation incident.

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Aside from the whole time consuming monster that is the Christmas holidays taking both mine and grey's time, my job has been making me work six days a week for the last month and well, me and Grey work opposite shifts so we've only been able to write on the weekends or right before I'm about to go to sleep for the day
he may have the bat ponysona but I'm more of a bat than he is

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So apparently, while I was editing yesterday, the chapter I was working on somehow got published.

A half-written, broken worded, and foot-notes-scattered-about chapter somehow got published. I swear I don't remember clicking the "publish" or even seeing it on the front page for recently updated stories.

And here I thought things couldn't get more embarrassing with how long I'm taking.

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I am curious. What is it about Shattered that you guys like about it? What positives do you have? What negatives do you have? Something you think that needs to be looked into some more that I should do? Maybe something that could have been taken out completely?

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I am without convenient access to wifi and it is awful. I can't even use my hotspot because reasons. I'm relegated to mostly my data on my phone or watching stuff on my hard drive. What this also means is that I pretty much can't update my fics (or more importantly watch videos/anime) as I please. The first world problems are real, folks.

Otherwise I'd love to get some reading suggestions. What pone fics would you recommend I check out on my free time? Any particular reason why?

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Yeah, I'm getting tired of these as well. So, apperantly the guy I thought we'd get to take a look at the computer is out of town for whatever reason, didn't ask why, but the important thing is my computer is still just a overpriced paperweight right now. Mom does have another guy she can contact, but honestly? I have no real idea when the computer will be fixed.

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Sorry for the radio silence on the story so far! Chapter 7 is almost done and I am hopping to have it out by Tuesday. Its a long chapter with alot of major events going on in it so I hope you guy's don't mind the wait.

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O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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yeah, there's no way i'm not being botted on what if rn lol. i recently got several comments on random blog posts from bots as well, so idk what's going on anymore