I painted my nails! · 9:19pm Aug 7th, 2016
This color, to be more specific. My day has been pretty good. I ate a bagel sandwich with cream cheese and prosciutto. Have I ever told you that I like to fuck bagels? I'm bad, I'm bad, I know.
This color, to be more specific. My day has been pretty good. I ate a bagel sandwich with cream cheese and prosciutto. Have I ever told you that I like to fuck bagels? I'm bad, I'm bad, I know.
Whenever an author updates a linear story with a chapter placed earlier than what was the latest chapter before it makes my mind lose grasp of where the heck the story was going.
we are d i v e r g i n g f r o m t h e c a n o n
Two years ago, I got my very first comic original at Louisville Comic Con.
It's page 10 of issue 9 of the MLP comic series. Drawn and signed by Andy Price.
so what if we are actually all those classic 'you cant comprehend its true form' kind of extradimensional beings, but we dont know it because our senses only give us information about the first 3 dimensions. or what if a ton of alien species have tried to contact us, but we just couldn't percieve them so they left without anyone noticing they were there. Or better yet, what if we eventually achieve some kind of cool future sci fi technological advancement... and nothing bad happens at
I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened.
It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things.
I woke up at 7:45 (raritydespair should be called :despairity:). At this time of year, that is what we call ass o'clock. I had to take the car to the mechanic since I'm the only other person left in the house with their license. I listened to the R&B channel on the way there and it was pretty good. When I got home, I ate leftovers. They were so good! It was fish, almonds, and olives. I found this shit.
So something silly tonight in the hopes there are other players of Gameloft's My Little Pony out there who would enjoy this or would like to hook up on the game.
I haven't played for a while, then I saw they finally got King Sombra in the Gameloft game.
I was like
So guess I gotta pony up, as it were, and get the Mane Six to get my Sombra. Well, every King needs a harem, right? 'kay, why not?
Yeah, just a little head's up, folks - the next chapter is going to be just a little late. I was aiming for Sunday or Monday... but Tuesday or Wednesday is more likely. I just finished the chapter and submitted it to the editors today after things kept getting in the way all darn week. Still, it's just an extra day and I think you guys are just going to wub it.
HOW DOES A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOR-
GOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARRIBEAN
BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERSIHED IN SQUALOR
GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT
When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Hello, all! Did you miss me, because I sure missed me! Where have I been? I was inside of me the whole time! The real me was the friends I made along the way! Am I friends with myself? Who knows? Find out in tonight's episode of I Don't Know How To Write A Blog Post, costarring my anxiety meds and half a bottle of Gatorade on my desk.
... this is why we don't write blog posts at 1am after a long day of work. If you're still reading this, thanks for your patience.
There are times when you realize you’re just wasting your time doing things that don’t matter, not only to anyone else, but also to yourself.
That you can be doing so much more.
I have these realizations constantly. And yet, so often, they are Ignored Epiphanies, and I go on, doing the same thing, even though not even I like it.
Playing a game I don’t enjoy to completion.
Arguing with people on Reddit.
I don't think it's completely ready, though. As always, I haven't really done much editing yet, and I'm a little on the tired side. Been taking care of my baby while I've been writing, so there's that. He's such a quiet kid, though. Only really fusses when he's hungry or getting changed.
That being said, it would be a huge help if you guys took a look at it, as I'm most likely going to miss something. Thanks a ton in advance! I really appreciate your input!
I published a new story for the Barcast's Halloween in April contest.
You would be better off skipping this one.
I'm probably getting WAY too ahead of myself, but it's probably worth an idea.
So, a while ago, I completed a story titled "Elements of Redemption."
Basically, it's about an unlikely group of Flash Sentry, Wallflower Blush, Vignette Valencia, Juniper Montage, and Gloriosa Daisy joining forces under Scorpan, Tirek's brother, in order to provide redemption to antagonists in the Equestria Girls world.
This sounds like a crazy fanfic even Pinkie Pie would double take at, right?
Against my better judgement and despite popular demand, I will be attending BC 19. If you wish to demand an explanation concerning any of my stories, or ask me to autograph a confession, this will probably be your best chance.
im currently typing out ch. 5 of Family Tree, but the story is fully planned out, no more plot corrections or changes, and I was planning on releasing ch.2 on friday but i haven't stopped typing for the better part of two days and i got impatient.
if people don't mind waiting for future chapters post chapter 7 or so, i'll release ch. 3-5 in the next few days. i hope people like them, though ch.3 is the shortest one so far, but it has the Big Thing that happens.
Once I no longer have to throw my entire focus into finishing the story, oh boy are things gonna get worked up.
You know those story ideas on my userpage? The ones near the bottom of the list with additional info? Yeah, those are gonna be the stories I write.
Three serious stories
Three comedies (counting the one about being displaced).
Our previous nonsense has come to a close. Bear witness.
This week... god fucking dammit, it's "Living the Dream." Be thankful we're not planning on doing the whole fic.
I've been playing best fantasy 4X Endless Legend again, and today I was thinking about what an MLP/Endless Legend crossover might entail. But the premise of the game -- that the planet of Augria is gradually entering a permanent ice age -- is sort of ruined if the unicorns/alicorns can control the sun and the moon.