I painted my nails!

This color, to be more specific. My day has been pretty good. I ate a bagel sandwich with cream cheese and prosciutto. Have I ever told you that I like to fuck bagels? I'm bad, I'm bad, I know.

My mom asked me if I was having relationship trouble because that's what my friend's mom told her. When I was shitfaced drunk last Wednesday, my friend told her mom I was having relationship trouble as an excuse to have me over. Oops. I didn't tell my mom that I got drunk, but I told her that I felt shitty that day.
Speaking of relationships, I had a crazy dream last night. In the part that had nothing to do with relationships, I was about to go home from school when these two assholes stole my car. One was this guy with an ugly mustache and long hair, and the other was a ginger. I went back inside the school and screamed whenever I saw a ginger.
In the other one, I dreamed that I was at a beautiful garden party with this beautiful guy. I assume it was a garden party because there were a bunch of flowers and pastel colors, and I wore a pink floral dress. There wasn't really much of a story in this dream. I was afraid that the family would hate me but that's not true. What isn't there to like about this hot piece of ass??? I also made out with said guy on the side of the house and there were white roses and shit. Then I remember taking a nap in his comfy bed. That's all I remember from that dream because after that I dreamed about those two assholes who stole my car. I hope you guys are having a splendid day! I'll leave you with this jewel.