Pinkie Pie is dating The Smooze, and together, they're an unstoppable party machine. Twilight and the gang have decided to break them up. It goes... perfectly fine. Nothing goes wrong at all. NOTHING.
Man, a lot of stuff happens in this story. Spike ODs on cocaine, Twilight has to revive him, somepony gets murdered, Gilda is a baker now I think, the CMC beat up Diamond Tiara, & there's a gryphon pimp named Pussycat McGee. A collab with TheRedBrony
Haha, classic ST, walking a mile down the hill to eat a giant Chipotle burrito, going to Albertson's for alcohol, walking a mile back up the hill, and dashing off this story about Big Mac, Owlowiscious, Sci Twi, Kludgetown, and Maretonia in an hour!
After finding a package filled with a strange plant on her porch, Twilight finds a note inside saying to smoke it. She has no idea what's going to happen, but like any good researcher, she must explore all avenues of approach.
Humans don't have (as much) magic as ponies, so they get their psychedelic kicks in... other ways. Fluttershy's friend Tree Hugger has procured a substantial amount of one such way of getting one's kicks. Twilight's about to blast off.
Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.