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JakeTheDestroyer


Insane, pyromaniac, cut, sexual deviant. These are how others describe me and that was just this week. Oh and I'm also for sale to a horrible home.

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All Of Your Love, which is, indeed, the prequel to this story right here.
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The story is that you, a brony human, have been placed in the Equestrian world. You have already been with Queen Chrysalis and, surprisingly (and maybe a little bit disturbingly), all three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders - but, your Queen has left on a long journey, and the Crusaders obviously did not want any long-term relationship. What are you left with? A cave full of changelings. You've got a bunch of pent-up emotion and lust building up thanks to Chrysalis's absence, but no-one to share it with. You hope your Queen won't mind if you slip out for a while and meet a new pony or two for a one-night stand...
At least, you hope it's a one-night stand.

The beginning's way tame and not incredible, but trust me - the chapters will get better and longer the farther down a path you get.
I've made it relatively easy to tell which path leads to whom, but maybe you won't be able to tell what'll come from certain actions.

This is a LITE clopfic, meaning there is little actual sex unless you pick all the right options for it. The main portion of this clopfic resides in romance and drama.
This is also the first time I test out hyperlinking inside of a story, so I want you bros to tell me whether I should keep it or not. I plan to keep it mostly serious, except for maybe a few surprise endings in a couple of the branches.

This story can be about romancing Celestia or about romancing Luna, or even about having them both at the same time - by some tricks of luck you may even pursue the legendary Daring-Do, who was previously thought to be fictional, or the slightly-confused mail pegasus Derpy Hooves, Octavia the refined yet terrific cellist, or even the infamous traveling magician, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

With so many tastes satisfied, from the two sister alicorns to daring ponies to clueless pegasi to all-powerful unicorns, I hope you'll enjoy this one.
Also, I'm probably a faggot for starting another story before the other one is over, but whatever.
I'll make sure not to ruin anything from the prequel to this, but 100 percent guarantees are lies.

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This story is a sequel to An Affliction of the Heart: Volume Two


Swarm is the first ever changeling/pony hybrid, child of Warden the pegasus, and Kuno the changeling.

What does life have in store for this unlikely trio?

Twists, for a start!

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A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

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"If I could find a way to see this straight,/I'd run away,/To some fortune that I should have found by now,/I'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down," -Young The Giant, ‘Cough Syrup’

Soarin gets a great summer job offer to help other Wonderbolts train out in Las Pegasus. To celebrate, he takes all of the Wonderbolts to a bar and treats them to drinks. Amongst the cheer, Fleetfoot notices that Spitfire is not only drinking a bit much, but acting unlike herself. Will Spitfire be able to come to terms with what she's feeling and, for that matter, get rid of her cold?

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders are always coming up with new ways to earn their cutie marks, Applebloom goes beyond the ordinary this time, though sometimes... you can hit 2 birds with one stone.

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One morning, you find yourself with a horrible headache. As you look over to the woman next to you, expecting it to be someone you've never met before, as was what you're used to, you realize that this is someone you'd never expect. Who do you find?
2nd person humanized. There'll be no love triangles, cheating, or anything like that. That stuff is unnecessary and uncomfortable. Just a simple relationship that happened to have started in an... odd way. Picture by the very talented John Joseco.
Sorry for anyone who read this description before I changed it and gave it all away. I thought it was obvious and that it was entertaining seeing how it all panned out.
Sorry!
P.S. In the story, __ means a character is saying your name. It's a little trick I picked up from a friend.
If you favorite, please leave a comment!

EDIT: Changed the rating to teen. I figured a sex scene would kinda kill the mood the story's going in. So, if anyone favorite this for that, sorry!

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Celestia has a secret: She hates her job. It's not like she can quit, though. After all, what would her little ponies do without her? But then Luna returns from the moon and provides a whole new perspective on modern Equestria, and Celestia starts to reconsider everything. Does Equestria really even need her anymore? Only one way to find out!

[Note: This story takes place after The Best Night Ever. Seasons 2 and 3 are not considered canon unless otherwise noted.]

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"*hick* Go home Trollestia... You're drunk *hick*"

"LUNA! You are the one that's drunk... Now come home with me!"

"jezz... At least take me out to dinner first."

"THAT'S IT!!! I'm done... But remember little sister, I am the only pony who know the hangover spell."

(A/N If you try to understand this story you will probably go insane.)

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Summer and Autumn have always slow to complete stop for the Carousel Boutique, but Rarity has always got by. Though by less that admirable ways. Dreams are not cheap. Nopony knows this more that the purple mane unicorn of Carousel Boutique.

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Roseluck is absolutely positive she isn't going insane. Nope, not one bit. She's just confused and maybe a little frightened. For instance, she's starting to notice that everyone in town looks very similar. Then there's the fact she's no longer a unicorn. But that's okay. As long as she keeps her cool, whatever is happening should all work itself out in the end, as everything usually does.

She just wished somepony would believe her.

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