Celestia is awakened by a magic disturbance, suspects Discord, and summons him straight into her bedchamber

When crime runs rampant across Equestria, two individuals step up to help:

Officer Cord and Detective Shy.

Even if no one asked them to.

Artwork by SugarKills.

It's time for your first date with Princess Celestia.

However, your idea of a romantic evening is vastly different to hers...

Comments contain spoilers.

Night One

"Why is she standing out there? What does she want?"

Night Two

"There's something off about her...."

Night Three

"That's not Fluttershy..."

It was an average morning in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the changeling was swimming in the pool.... wait what?

This story is written by me and Limescale.
You can find his page here
Front page at 1/21/2017. Thanks guys for making it possible!

As of 11/27/2023, the story now has an audio reading. Check it out! https://youtu.be/iYjTMNmnfSk

[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks]

Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.

Written originally for the Anon in Pone Prison threads on /mlp/, which is where the OC Cookies 'n Cream (Pictured) comes from.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and A House Centipede

One night—before Luna can raise the moon and takeover for her sister—they struck.

The cockroaches.

With their castle under siege by hundreds upon hundreds of cockroaches, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and their new resident house centipede must take back their castle before the cockroaches take over the castle—and all of Canterlot.

Edited by the awesome James Fire.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach

After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

Reading by Wolf newman.

For the first time in over a year, Princess Flurry Heart is left alone, creating the perfect opportunity for any ol' villain to come and take her away.

Those poor bastards.

Twilight Sparkle has always been a obsessive seeker of knowledge, but during a research project into the lineage of Equestria’s old noble families, she discovers the founder of one particular house to be none other than the contemporary comic character Burning Snowflake. Believing this to be a grave error, Twilight sets out to establish the facts, only to find that some fairy tales might just be true.

Now with cover art from Cocoskatze Her artwork on Animexx

Editors :

Schattendrache: Friend of mine with a very high skill in making dialogs sound natural and a fable for realism. Also, if poked often enough, works quite fast and awesome!

EverfreePony: Editor from chapter 13 till 24, expert in wording, deadly in word to word combat and also unbeatable in yelling at the author! The one and only, merciless and nitpickiest of all Preditoress!
Honestly, she wrote me when she heard I lost my previous editor, (seems to happen a lot) and offered to help, awesome

MV : Edited everything, either directly or after someone else had, till chapter 12. He put very much effort in it and did an great job. If I have to name the 4 riders of apocalypse editing, it would be : Gramma, Spelling, Punctation and MV. (normally this guy comes along on a dead horse with the book 'chicago manual of style' in his arm)

Mister Hypothetical: Edited chapter 27

Aeluna: Chapter 4 (actually pre-edit chapter 5-6) / She took my not so well translation and turn it into something that editors can work with, thanks for that.

Wyngs Triumphant: Chapter 4

zachary56 : Prologue , Chapter 1-2

Rijo Striker : Prologue

Pre-readers: MV, OConnerGT-R, EverfreePony

Translators :

GentlemanPirate :Prologue , Chapter 1, 3

Azure-Drache (Myself)

And also thanks for everyone who gave me feedback or reviews.