In response to threats of a griffon attack on Equestria, Twilight responds with a letter detailing just why such actions would prove unfavorable for them.
Total Words: 262,933
Estimated Reading: 17 hours
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For thousands of years, the moon has waged endless war on innocent beaches. Every day the tides wash away countless sand castles, crushing the dreams of foals all across Equestria. Somepony needs to stop the moon's heinous crimes—and, at last, it looks like somepony will.
After her sand palace is washed away by the ocean, Dinky Hooves takes it upon herself to do something that should have been done centuries ago: destroy the moon.
Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!
Originally written for the Writeoff Association's February Contest, "Look, I Can Explain..."
Thanks to Foehn, Quill Scratch, Murmurpunk, Horizon, and Oroboro for helping out in various ways.
Dinky vector by ZuTheSkunk. Silhouetted Luna vector by NightFlyer22. Moon photo by NASA.
Rainbow discovers that she has a pest problem in her house. The pest turns out to be both cuter and more annoying than she expected.
A winner of the 2015 Bat Pony writing contest.
Russian translation by KoylanGOLD
Also read: The Most Annoying House Guest
Holder's Boulder.
It's brought the Pie family good luck for generations.
It's one of the core features of their rock farm.
It's Limestone Pie's personal favorite.
It's also egg shaped and came from a dragon's nest...
Coverart by mrcurlystyles