Dear Diary,
I have selected my new name for this job: "Fleur De Lis."
The target's name is Fancy Pants. He's rich, he's well-known, and most importantly, he's single. This is going to be a breeze.
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!
Dear Diary,
I have selected my new name for this job: "Fleur De Lis."
The target's name is Fancy Pants. He's rich, he's well-known, and most importantly, he's single. This is going to be a breeze.
Long ago, Commander Hurricane set an example that still resonates with all pegasi who fall in love with their ground bound kin. Every pegasus knows the story, the tradition is deeply engrained and held dear to their hearts.
Now, if only Twilight could curb her curiosity long enough to enjoy and appreciate just how important she is to Rainbow.
Pre-reading and editing assistance by Melon Hunter and Timaeus.
Art originally by ELZZombie
The graffiti did not bother her. The art of vandalism was, in some form or another, as old as civilization itself. The content, on the other hoof, was an entirely different issue. “Princest Is Wincest,” it said. Bad grammar and spelling were one thing, but this was an attack on the Equestrian language.
Luna frowned. She would have to ask Celestia about this at the first opportunity. Perhaps there were spare funds for a literacy program. If nothing else, Tia might be able to explain what exactly the phrase meant.
Thanks to Wade and Sereg for prereading. Thanks to Burraku_Pansa and especially Midnight Rambler for editing.
Dramatic reading, courtesy of CaptainBron3y.