'Ello mate. I'm a professional. A professional with standards, just like other professionals. Although I'm different. I'm a Professional Professional. Anyway, enough of that, onto the real stuff.

My name is Mundy, but call me The Sniper. I'm about to tell you all about a town, a country.... heck, it could even have been a planet!

All I know is I wasn't wearing Pyrovision Goggles, I wasn't insane, and the population was made up of PONIES. TALKING PONIES. AND MYTHICAL CREATURES.

And by the way, I'm not lying. There was your old run-of-the-mill ponies, but then there was unicorns and pegasus everywhere, and I saw 2 unicorn pegasus things, too.

Anyway, enough with the chit chat, onto what happened.

After one of Lyra's machine that was going to bring them to earth actually works, they are teleported onto 2fort, where they barley survive, but BLU team rescues them. They say they have to stop the invading RED team, which are invading battlements all over the world. And it seems that every pony is more than happy to help.

Looking for his friend, the Engineer crash lands in Sweet Apple Acres. When he learns he just missed him, he demands to be sent home as well. Unfortunately, getting back home won't be as easy as it was for his pyromaniacal friend.

Sequel to Pinkie Pie Meets the Pyro. I suggest you read it, if you haven't already. Imagine watching Rocky IV without watching Rocky III, it's possible, but the story isn't satisfactory and Cthulhu will hunt you down and claim your soul if you do.

Artwork:
'Play me a southern tune' by BlueBirdRae288

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July 22, 2013 Update: Total rework of the chapters, the story is tighter, more coherent, and I would like to apologize to the people who read it before this update. I reread all of it and saw so many obvious mistakes, really shoddy work, again sorry about it, I won't let it happen again.

"I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me.

And tore me to pieces!
And threw every piece into the fire
As they burnt it hurt because,
I was so happy for you...."

Deadset is a pony living in a tribe deep in the wasteland. When a curse is inflicted upon him, he is thrust out into the harsh wastes, where he has to either learn to fight, or die, forever forgotten.