Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

Food ponies have it rough. For one thing, the ultimate pleasure lies not in physical touch, but in being, well, eaten, some enjoying this pleasure to the fullest and losing their lives. Parmesan, a pizza pony, came to Ponyville after narrowly avoiding being eaten in Manehatten. She never wanted much out of a relationship, but it would be nice to find at least one pony who can treat her normally without looking at her like she's just a breadstick. So, when she meets a fun loving pink mare that tastes of cotton candy and isn't bothered by her gooey complexion, she can't help but get a little cheesy.

Art by Kooner01 of DA, Credited to swaetshrit of DA

My name is Canvas. I remember because I wrote it in the corner of the white box. It takes twelve steps to get from the cot to the wall. And the lights hurt my eyes.

(Note: The story isn't in color because I decided to try this without the gimmick! But I still recommend reading the GDocs version.)

Absurdity meets the modern brony.

This is mainly just a interest test, I'm curios as to how bronies would react to absurdest pieces.

Wait, Cthulhu is a brony? We're talking aout the destruction god Cthulhu right, not some weirdly named dude, right? ...wow. So Cthulhu is taken to Equestria apparently and... Oh, just read the story. I have better things than to type up a long description of all this craziness. Just... read it.

I don't own MLP. I don't own the pic. The pic is filler until I find or make a better one. Think you got one that'll fit? Please tell me in the comments!

"My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me. You won't even remember this conversation. Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten. Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing. I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music. If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me. If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists. Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

God takes back the rapture and gives everyone a chance to say goodbye to their new found loves. Before Lance is taken back, Twilight jumps on him, sending her back with him to earth. Can they reunite all of the bronies? What adventures and events will they encounter along the way. Time for some adventure!
A side story for my popular story, 'Living the Dream' I recommend reading that one first.

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Review by Undead_Wanderer
Audio Book Version by Mr. Kenyon
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Harvey Grimwold was a respected member of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. He rode a wicked hog, wore the best leather, and had an awesome beard. Then that same awesome beard turned into Pinkie Pie and his life turned upside down.

After losing to Tank the tortoise in the competition for best pet, Boeing the falcon finds himself dejected, violent and lonely until he meets a rock - and it begins to have a conversation with him.

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During a really bad storm, Twilight is forced to let Rainbow Dash stay with her, the only problem being that the two have been drinking and now they are getting closer together, Also I added OC characters because i thought it would help with story progression, which i think it did.