//------------------------------// // Drunken Songs // Story: Dash wants to be her Canary // by Cloud Shimmers //------------------------------// Twilight awoke with a terrible pain in her head, it felt like somepony had stuck a chisel into her head. What was even more surprising was that Rainbow Dash was in her bed, Back facing her. Twilight assumed that her friend had just spent the night, it wasn't uncommon for friends to share a bed, especially when the owner didn't have anywhere else to sleep. As if Twilight's thoughts were out loud her friend awoke. "What?" the pegasus said, "Where am I, ow!" Pain surged through her skull, she looked around, 'I'm in a bed, that's a plus'. "Twilight spoke in a soft voice, clearly they both had massive hangovers, "Good morning." Rainbow Dash turned around, she looked shocked, but happy, Twilight assumed she also had no memory of the previous night. "Hey, Twi," Rainbow Dash whispered back, "What happened last night?" When Rainbow Dash saw her friend in the same bed a few thoughts passed through her head, 'Is this real or another dream? I didn't do anything I'll regret did I? Did Twilight do something she'll regret?' All of these questions where interrupted by the violet unicorn. "You spent the night," Twilight said obviously, "I think we got drunk last night, but I'm not sure." Twilight, besides her composure was also worried about several things, 'Wait, we didn't...No! But what if we did? What if i forced her into it? What if she knows about my romance novel?!'Twilight was quite concerned, she had started to become confused about her sexual preferences ever since she started reading those books, and well, Rainbow Dash was a very attractive mare. "Do you think maybe we should get up?" Rainbow Dash had asked, "I'm hungry." she said in a loud whisper. Twilight had thought about this for a moment, she couldn't cook! She was terrible at it, and she couldn't ask Rainbow to cook, she was her guest. "Yeah, but I think maybe we should go to the cafe down the street," Twilight spoke up, "I can't cook to save my life." Rainbow Dash, surprisingly, was a great cook. She had lived on her own long enough to make a pretty decent waffle batter. "I could just-" but she was interrupted. "No your my guest, I could never ask you to cook!" Twilight assured her, and with that they got up. Twilight went into the bathroom and brought out a bottle of painkillers. "These usually help with a hangover," She said with an experienced tone to her voice. "Do you drink often?" Rainbow Dash had asked her, Twilight was at home a lot of the time, and she was always so composed in public. "I-er, yeah," Twilight admitted shyly, "I sometimes have a glass here or there, but nothing serious!" she said in a voice to loud for either of them not to feel pain. It was true, Twilight had a lot of work to do during the day. And a bit of wine never hurt anypony. "You shouldn't drink alone," Rainbow Dash said in a motherly way, "If you ever plan to do it come get me, I mean we must have had some fun last!" Rainbow Dash didn't realize what she had said until it was to late, she hoped that Twilight's mind wasn't as dirty as hers. "Oh okay," Twilight said, "I'll call you whenever I want a good time." There, Twilight had dropped a hint, and was pretty proud of herself for it. Rainbow Dash was blushing, it was clearly visible, because Twilight then flashed her a wink and walked downstairs. Spike had gotten home late last night, so he was still very much asleep. So they quietly closed the door behind them, and proceeded to the cafe. 'Celestia had to pick today to shine her sun this bright.' Twilight thought her head pounding, the walk was short and the two decided that they should probably sit inside. They tried for small talk but after they placed their orders, they sat in awkward silence, at least until a certain group of male pegasi walked into the cafe. "Could I get some tofu and chips mate?" Kicker Night was asking at the counter, he looked over and saw the two mares, "If it isn't our new drinking buddy Twilight Sparkle." he said in an unusually calm tone. Twilight was a bit confused, on one hoof she didn't remember anything about last night, on the other hoof this colt seemed to know where they were last night. "Oh, uh, hello." "Hey Kicker," Rainbow Dash said in a familiar way, "When did you get into town?" Kicker looked at Rainbow with a confused look, which then turned into a snickering smile. "You two don't remember what happened last night do you?" Kicker said, the answer being obvious by the looks on their faces. "Well then, let Kicker fill you in." He spent the next ten minutes telling the two friends about their night. He stopped and laughed at the part where they messed up the drinking song. "And that's everything." "Well thank you Kicker," Twilight had said, "Well then, we're filled in so maybe now we can enjoy the rest of the day." There food arrived and they ate in silence, still feeling the terrible after affects of alcohol. The painkillers helped but it was still painful to be in Celestia's sun. "Thanks for letting me stay with you Twi," Rainbow Dash spoke up, "It was storming last night and I'm no good at flying when I'm wasted." "Not a problem," She responded, "Drop bye anytime." and the Two friends parted ways. when Twilight returned Spike was awake. "Long night?" she kidded at the baby dragon. "Yeah well you just had to send that letter didn't you?" he asked, clearly in a grumpy mood. Twilight had no idea what he was talking about. "Um, what?" she asked him. Spike moaned, "You and Rainbow Dash wrote a letter last night and woke me up to send it, thanks for that by the way." he finished sarcastically. "The Princess already sent it back while you two were out. "Uh, what did the letter say? Exactly? " she asked. "You two wouldn't let me read it, thanks again." He replied but his mood turned around when Twilight threw him her leftovers. Twilight walked over to the letter and opened it with her magic. My dearest student, I'm glad to see that your love life is going well, It sounds like Rainbow Dash is perfect for you. However in the future could you not be so, detailed? I like kinky reading as much as the next pony but that sort of stuff isn't my cup of tea. Princess Celestia "Ohmygosohmygoshmygosh." she was freaking out, not only had she had sex with Rainbow Dash she had sent a kinky letter to her teacher about it. Twilight could live with her teacher knowing, they had a better relationship than Twilight and her mother, but did Rainbow Dash know? What if she didn't know, the Twilight would have to tell her. She only hoped that she would understand. Twilight went over to her desk, she wrote out a letter for Rainbow Dash, asking her to come see Twilight. Twilight looked out the window of her tree home, she was in luck, Derpy Hooves was delivering mail today. "Derpy!" Twilight had called out. "Yes Twilight," the cross eyed pegasus flew up to the window. "What can I do you for?" "I need this letter delivered to Rainbow Dash as soon as possible!" Twilight said in a rushed voice. "Okay then, I will deliver this letter with utmost haste, I swear on the muffins I had for breakfast." Derpy said with a determined face, and before Twilight could say anything else Derpy was off! Below Dinky and her friends were watching, "And that's why my mommy is the best mail delivery pony!" Dinky announced.