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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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Discord agreed to help Fluttershy clean her cottage. When he shrinks himself to clean hard-to-get place, he can't make himself big again. Will Discord get Fluttershy's attention, or will she accidentally turn him into paste under her hooves?
Have fun reading it. Critiques always appreciated ^^

Quick request for Vanilla Beam

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Twilight Sparkle loves pie, a fact that was evidenced by her first visit to Sweet Apple Acres. In fact, she's been craving it ever since she gorged herself on it all those months ago when she first arrived in Ponyville. Luckily, her good and ever-generous friend Applejack happens to have quite a few apple pies stored in her barn for the upcoming sales week, so our favorite bookworm sneaks in to help herself to a slice. Not so luckily, it seems she's a bit hungrier than she first thought.

Be warned, this story contains stuffing. Why? 'Cause it's cute. :trollestia:

Something of a tribute to Flexico, the author of the adorable fanfic that drew me to the pony fandom in the first place.

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Fluttershy has fantasies too, and when her sick twisted journal telling of her imaginary exploits with her friends gets in the hands of Angel, all hell breaks loose. Twilight and Fluttershy shipping. Based off of an episode of Bob's Burgers.

Proofread by LegionPothIX

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Canterlot's a city of secrets, but one mystery that remains unsolved is why Princess Celestia disappears in the middle of the day. When she comes back, she's always a bit dazed and woozy. What is she doing? And what do two of the unicorn guards know what the rest of Canterlot doesn't?

This was done as an art trade for my friend MCM21.

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Early in the morning, I woke up with a stabbing pain.

Once I managed to slip out of bed, it had been padded down and muted, by what covered my hips, it is apparently bloody red, elastic like rubber, then I found a set of boots, matching the padding, looking almost like the boots Rarity had worn the previous winter.

Then it hit me, it is that time, only it never grew this bad, I just had to get used to it, and the new looks.

My first though was to take a walk, then I ended up at Twilight Sparkles new castle, asking her for help, just hoping for the best. What was to happen to me, how would my friends react on my latest change?

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Twilight is bored and creates a new spell, but she isn't exactly sure what it does. When she is preparing her spell, Spike comes into library and startles Twilight. She fires her spell, not noticing that it hit Spike. He is now size of a dust mite and must get Twilight's attention to survive in this new, giant world.

Somepony wanted this as a request, so I made it ^^

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Half Pint is coming home after some bussiness in Everfree Forest, but his bully stops him in the middle of some Poison Jokes.


This is a request for Vanilla Beam, be sure to check him out :)
I also thanks to Iridium Hoof for proof reading!

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The Wonderbolts' season just ended, and Spitfire needs money to afford her house. So she turns to advertising to get enough bits, but sometimes bits aren't always the answer...

This is my half of an art trade with Shamrock95 on dA. I hope you all enjoy the story!

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A gluttonous pony gets the stuffing she always wanted from someone she least expected.

Warning: Contains stuffing, weight gain, and slight F/F

Critiques are welcome

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Fires will fade, and darkness will consume the world. Over the ages countless Lords of Cinders have risen and fallen. All of them having completed their quest: To link the First Flame.

The Unkindled One stands before the First Flame. It's just an ordinary bonfire, right? He is tired, broken, and only wants to rest.

A summoning sign appears. Thinking it is the Firekeeper, the Unkindled One reaches out for it.

What he summons, however, shocks him.

Just a one-shot that popped up in my mind while finishing Dark Souls III. The Unkindled One had been through a lot of pain and suffering. And I could only think of one pony to comfort him while he pondered over his next move.

Edited by: XIII Hearts

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